Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

sorted

Wow
scerummie

alan, i have to say i was a little annoyed at your post. you accuse ii of twisting things around and then go and do the same thing yourself!! there is nothing untoward going on with chocolat and myself. put simply, i like her strawberries and she likes my cream. now, not even your sordid mind could find anything wrong with that!!!!!!!!

Sounds perfectly innocent to me, Boz.
I apologise!!
Alan

thank you, sir!!

Dear Board,
I wish to offer my humblest apologies to Boz and chocolat for the completely unfounded allegations in one of my previous posts. I apologise unreservedly for my suggestion that Boz is a pervert with a psychotic fixation for fruits and whipping (cream) and that chocolat is feeding his sordid desires for discussions about carnal desires in the kitchen.
I now understand this relationship to be purely cullinary with absolutley, and let me be absolutely clear on this so no-one can misunderstand me, no reference whatsoever to erotic bodily parts or functions.
Nobody should be misled, as I was, by the possible double entendres posted by either party and no clue to the sexual machinations of a sick mind can be inferred by references to dressing up as dentists, highwaymen or the wearing of masks.
I withdraw all accusations of impropriety and leave the board to decide for itself on the motivations of my very innocent and pure friends, Boz and Chocolat.

Hope that clears it up, Boz.
Alan

Does it for me Alan

Feel like a gooseberry Alan?

Hey bos - you got some cream for that?
They look quite squishy on their own.

alan, what a wonderful apology. not wishing to labour the point, but....

"I apologise unreservedly for my suggestion that Boz is a pervert "

there really is no need to apologise for that........... i am a pervert, first class. it would be hypocritical of me to accept your apology and then continue to view sites such as *****.com (fantastic site , all free and categories you wouldn't believe).
i was merely defending the lady's honour and reputation!!! speaking of which, just working up some cream, chocolat.......

here's a dollop or two.....

Blimey, three.

i've been storing it up.......

seriously though, where has jimmyb gone?

I'm here bos ,been busy ... Driving home last night what did i see at the side of the road ,but this young lady , did i stop ? , you must be joking,, dressed like that ,,she sould be ashamed of herself ...

Welcome back JB.
We were begining to think Wilbs had taken you hostage to either negotiate his release or act as his bitch!!!
Alan

No,, rumours of me being taken hostage , or used as a bitch have been greatly exaggerated ..

so they were partly true, then ...
welcome back jimmy.

Got to say theres a fair chance the standard of illustrations on this thread will now improve massively, now jimmys back.
Alan