CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Oh dear, how sad, never mind.

Even better

Morning all, a coffee for me please with a shot of brandy if you have it, don't have any at home. Had a huge shock; went out to fetch the papers, when I got back the milkman was giving my wife mouth to mouth resuscitation on the kitchen table. Apparently she had fainted, must have been the size of the milk bill that did it. Anyway George (the milkman) said I should give her a brandy, he'd wanted to give her one he said, but I'd walked in so he thought I could fetch it. She had it all and then said I ought to come here and have a brandy in my coffee to recover; said she'd be alright for an hour or two, George would keep her spirits up with his tale of his previous day at the milk round - so here I am. Err, no sugar thanks.

What a thoughtful milkman u have. Are they all like him?. if so I might consider having milk delivered here. It would surely brighten my wife's day.

Well, I don't know really, my wife says George is one in a million - are there a million milkmen in this country? She says his cream tastes better then any other. Seems the same to me.

I just looked at the forecast for my area, it's going to be dry. Except where it's wet, naturally.

Off down to London tomorrow for the weekend, for a family party. Not sure which is going to be hotter, the weather or the party - probably the party knowing our lot!

Off down to London tomorrow for the weekend, for a family party. Not sure which is going to be hotter, the weather or the party - probably the party knowing our lot!

Did I say that twice? Memory's not what it used to be!

Did I say that twice? Memory's not what it used to be!

Heat is getting to you Kim LOL

Showers free.

Excuse me, coming through, oops where's my towel gone?

Ok, come out you lot, I'm clothed.


Has todays lunch menu been circulated?

No time for a menu today Keaydian, so lunch is served....
Steak and kidney pie with fresh runner beans and mash
or
fillet of tuna with fresh runner beans and mash.

I don't like Kidney, any plain steak pies?

Well, I like kidney so I could have Keaydian's, maybe with some fava beans and a nice chianti, although I would prefer liver ffftffftffftffft!

Has "Silence of the Lambykins 5" been released yet?

OK I'll put a plate with 4 pies on it in the middle and you 2 disect them and share them out between you :>)

Hush Kim...no mention of that-film in here, falls in the same league as Watership Down, they are unmentionable!

Oops, sorry. Of course, I should have realized; and there's me rabbiting on.........

Wheres my 12 bore