Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Feel like a gooseberry Alan?

Hey bos - you got some cream for that?
They look quite squishy on their own.

alan, what a wonderful apology. not wishing to labour the point, but....

"I apologise unreservedly for my suggestion that Boz is a pervert "

there really is no need to apologise for that........... i am a pervert, first class. it would be hypocritical of me to accept your apology and then continue to view sites such as *****.com (fantastic site , all free and categories you wouldn't believe).
i was merely defending the lady's honour and reputation!!! speaking of which, just working up some cream, chocolat.......

here's a dollop or two.....

Blimey, three.

i've been storing it up.......

seriously though, where has jimmyb gone?

I'm here bos ,been busy ... Driving home last night what did i see at the side of the road ,but this young lady , did i stop ? , you must be joking,, dressed like that ,,she sould be ashamed of herself ...

Welcome back JB.
We were begining to think Wilbs had taken you hostage to either negotiate his release or act as his bitch!!!
Alan

No,, rumours of me being taken hostage , or used as a bitch have been greatly exaggerated ..

so they were partly true, then ...
welcome back jimmy.

Got to say theres a fair chance the standard of illustrations on this thread will now improve massively, now jimmys back.
Alan

Thanks guys . Here's the same girl holding on to the big end.

jimmy, you mean to say you left that poor girl by the side of the road when it was obvious that she was having car trouble? shame on you!

Hi everyone.

Sorry ive not posted before but when I connected my pc back up it diddnt work.
As you can guess im not having a holiday with Bubba. The judge sentenced me to 2 years in prison. My barrister stood up and argued the sentence with him and gave him 5 minutes to change his mind. I ended up with 200 hours community service and 730 fine. Out of the 8 people who went before judge jacobs that day, only one came out and that was me.
I think the petition from the talk to yourself thread croonies done it.

A very very lucky wilbs

Bos she was hitchiking , look at the first pic , i know her type ,she would have got me to take her home ,where she probably had a female friend waiting ,,,i was having none of it .

Great stuff wilbs :)

Nice one wilbs, must be a big relief . How did your barrister manage that ,after you had been sentenced ?

well done wilbs.
was this your lawyer?

That was a close one wilbs. What the hell am I going to do with the cake the missus baked for you. I even went to B & Q to get a new hack saw blade which she put in the cake. As you've got community service you can come and cut my grass and paint the house.

LOL

MS