EASTER JOKE OF THE DAY

Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny?
A: A good Easter.

Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!

Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
A: A hairless hare!

Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!

Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.

Q: What grows between your nose and chin?
A: Tulips (Two Lips).

Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken's day off.

Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg!

Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.

Q: Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?
A: Because he had a eggache! (headache)

Q: How do you catch a unique bunny?
A: UNIQUE UP ON IT!

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny hop down the road?
A: He was making the Movie

Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work?
A: Tired.

Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It's been nice gnawing at you.

Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
A: Your one hot chick!

Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
A: Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric)

Q: What do you call a duck that just doesn't fit in?
A: Mallardjusted.

EASTERJOKES

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny. What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet. What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do! Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits' feet. What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek? A bunion. What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force. How do you make a rabbit stew? Make it wait for 3 hours! How does a rabbit make gold soup? He begins with 24 carrots (carets!) What does it mean when you see thirty rabbits in a rowand they are all marching backwards? What you have is a receding hareline. What can rabbits have that no other animal can have? Baby rabbits.