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I just asked some little old guy with white hair (I think it was Dil). He said:

What you want to do is head straight on down until you hit the Great wall of China, turn left and carry on straight until you see Landau, through the roundabout and straight on to Mandalay

Gawd...OK stand still facing the way you are going.....
Where's your shadow?
In front, behind you, or to your left or your right?

I dont think its a good idea to hit The Great Wall of China make a nasty mess of the Mondeo!

It's kind of round me.

No it isn't! The sun cannot be directly overhead cos its 3pm in the afternoon and this is Britain! It must be slightly to one side or another K.....now concentrate...

Wake up keaydian! How am I supposed to find out where you are if you are sleeping!

My shadow? It's behind me.

Oh no it isn't (altogether now)

Ok behind you means you are approximately going south/west, as the sun is always to the south in the Northern hemisphere and its after 12 so it will be to the south/west, if the shadow is behind you, you are walking towards the sun.
SOOOOOOO turn round, now turn round so you are facing north/east roughly with your shadow in front of you and keep going until you get to the end of the road.

Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.

Bunny, I think I may have got my North and East mixed up with my daily bread.......I mean West and South.

Gawd........well nothing for it you'll have to wait for one of us to come to you.......

Soo So C c c cold, Neeeed k keep warm rm rm (brrrrrr)

(click....creak......)

Keaydian! You are in the walk-in freezer you nit!

Come out and have your fish & chips, what an amazing imagination you have ;>)

Silly me, I've got to stop drinking Spacie's home brew guinness.

(scoof scoof munch chew chew munch scoof scoof)

here you go have another portion you look famished...

(scoof scoof munch chew chew munch scoof scoof)

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp, oops.

The Guinness line direct from Dublin is on.

Yeeehah, everyone fill ya glass.

LOL OK one and all, this is the bunny signing off for the day, the week :>)
Have a great weekend, be good ;>)

Bye Bunny (glug glug glug) Bye.