OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Jeff are you sure you want to go there? Its terrible !

Socs, great to see you back, hope your well.

My missus keeps saying that she wants to go back to Athens. Did she leave something there? is that why it is so terrible?

ZAP!

Stop it, it tickles, ha ha, stop it.

Haha! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! Hee hee!

Wo ha ha, he he, ha stop it he ha ho.

ZAPEDEE DO DA ZAPIDEE EY!

Very quiet in here, anyone want to share my corned beef hash?

Yes please - could I have a fried egg with it?

I'm here but hiding behind the sofa (pops head up) see (pops head back down).

Fried egg, of course, I'll show you where the frying pan is kept!

Ok - anyone elese?

could i have mine with out any corned beef please ?

Short answer, no. It is vegetarian corned beef, I can guarantee that it is made from vegetarian cows!

Could I have a vegetarian egg please?

(Pops behind sofa) ZAP!

Do vegetarians lay eggs then?

(pops up from back of sofa)

he he, stop it

(pops down again)

I've seen one wearing a shell suit. :o)

Um, a vegetarian that is, not a sofa.

What are exactly Vegetarian Eggs?

"vegetarian eggs refer to the fact that the hens are fed a vegetarian diet rather than feed that contains animal "

NOOOoooo! Is that right?? It can't be can it? I'm sure I saw a chicken sitting down to a plate of steak and chips the other day. :o)