Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

jimmy counting his money AGAIN!!!

Its all gone quiet here again. Don't leave me alone. I'm scared. What have I missed? Has it been judgement day, you've all gone and the ladders been pulled up before any bugger told me??

Im trying to fill out my divorce papers. What a nightmare!!! I got a DIY pack from Tesco for 9.99, what a bargain!!
Its amazing really, you can pop in tesco, can I have a pound of cheese, some bread, milk oh and a divorce please...

No problems with that shopping list other than I don't like cheese.
Anyone got an address for my nearest tescos, cos when the wifes read this I'll need it.
Alan

http://www.tescolegalstore.com/separation_and_divorce_kit.asp

Its gone up in price, I got a bargain.

Does it cover custody of the kids, cos neither of us will want the little buggers!!! The dogs are another question.

I dont know why anyone gets married .Just meet someone you don't like and buy them a house !

I don't feel well today. Yesterday we had a family BBQ and I did some serious damage to the gin bottle. I still feel pissed today. If it wasn't so early I'd go for the hair of the dog.

MS

For the dogs,

Thats the last time im eating curry..

I had no sleep last night because of the poxy weather 40c all night, came home from work made a bad timing on a share buy (jimmy knows about it) had a couple of hours kip, now I feel like crap. Roll on tomorrow.

It will all come good driver,you'll be laughing all the way to the bank by xmas.I do know what you mean though , wish i'd sold and bought back, groan...

How hot is that !!! there's just no let up..

This will be jimmy at xmas, loading his well earned dosh up.




This will be driver.

wilbs, your a sandwich short of a picnic.

jimmy, theres no room for sandwiches im my picnic.(picknick).

Wilbs ....Filtered

LOL!!! :-)

IGCCINGHMP&SBAW!!!!

wilbs
No room for sandwiches, just apples.

oop's a bit big!!