OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

I'm here but hiding behind the sofa (pops head up) see (pops head back down).

Fried egg, of course, I'll show you where the frying pan is kept!

Ok - anyone elese?

could i have mine with out any corned beef please ?

Short answer, no. It is vegetarian corned beef, I can guarantee that it is made from vegetarian cows!

Could I have a vegetarian egg please?

(Pops behind sofa) ZAP!

Do vegetarians lay eggs then?

(pops up from back of sofa)

he he, stop it

(pops down again)

I've seen one wearing a shell suit. :o)

Um, a vegetarian that is, not a sofa.

What are exactly Vegetarian Eggs?

"vegetarian eggs refer to the fact that the hens are fed a vegetarian diet rather than feed that contains animal "

NOOOoooo! Is that right?? It can't be can it? I'm sure I saw a chicken sitting down to a plate of steak and chips the other day. :o)

Blimey it's been busy in here - good to see you back Socs :>)
Going to grab a cuppa!

Watch out for the one with a loose handle Bunny!

Gawd....(tug...tug...) this one seems ok :>)

Salad today chaps as this summery weather continues, best to make the most of it! Cold roast beef or a choice of cheeses, potato salad, coleslaw, mixed green salad, Optos famous pickled beetroot and onions and some spicy-hot dressing if you want to heat it up or the usual stuff if you don't. Fresh crusty bread, beautiful butter ( go easy with it though, cholesterol and all that) and to finish the washing up! ;>)

This is all very tasty Bunny. I'll just finish it off with a cup of coffee. (Splosh) Waaagh! Ah, I've found the cup with the loose handle. :O(

(pops up from behind the sofa)

Got any chips, luv?

Zip, zip, zippedy ZAP! Hee, hee!

Hi Bunny.

I've just been shopping, I think I've just bought Asda! Whatever happened to the days when my first flat cost me 2 a week? That was 25% of my wages, and I lived well on it too.

On my way home I passed the RAF Museum at Manston, I noticed they have a Doodlebug parked in the Yard. I do hope someone has taken the fuses out because if it went off it would certainly clear the car park out.