CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Thanks Bunny!

Hey, Keaydian's out of his comma!

Some solid trading advice there Tabby! My wife is fine thanks, Bunny's cabinet is somewhere in Ce d'Azur apparently, so George thinks the best way to trace it is to lie on the beach, pretending to be normal tourists, whilst looking out for shifty characters who he would then follow. Is the man a genius or what?

Yeh, and I'm taking my custom to another coffee shop..............................

Custom? You won't get the same standard of wheelie bin anywhere else Keaydian.

George wont stay in the Ce d'Azur long.too much oppositionhe is only use to greasy Barry.. Im sure the wife will be ok Kimby the way thanks for the help last nightvery much appreciated.

Good grief, Keaydian's opened up a new place down the street. I'll just slip on my leiderhosen, hat with feathers, stick on my false beard to go and check it out. He doesn't want the Welsh in there; he won't recognize me in this disguise.

Gawd.....Just going to pop down the road and see what Keaydian's up to....

Oops

Oops upside your head, I said Oops upside your head.......LOL

spaceman he is serving lamb in that other place he is a murderer sort him out please

I'll sort the other place out, I'll give Keaydian his axe back. He'll wreck the joint double quick time.

I'm hiding in here, and on a more civilized note there are the usual fish and chips available for lunch - dig in.

Oh jolly good, thanks Bunny.

I popped some Elwy Valley lamb into Keaydian's hotpot when he wasn't looking, he thinks he's overcooked Lambykins but it was Llewelyn. What else could I do? R.I.P. Llewelyn.

Any fish & chips left?

Yup, in the oven :>)

I haven't found where Keaydian has gone yet, not sure if I want to know. Someone want to give a hint?

Left out of the door Socrates, down the street, across the road and you'll find him in the coffee house at the corner. He was last seen sobbing into a lamb hotpot.

i am a lamb

i dont like that keaydian any more he is a murderer

(flings doors open)

Oi Wabbit, don't come over to my cafe and slam my nice newly varnished saloon doors.

You're barred.

(Slam)

Yes well I've just been over there and told him too! So huh!
(edit) Ears adjustment....
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Socco he's gone all upmarket, his coffee house is only on the traders side of the street. That may also help explain the even more silly goings on in here to anyone lurking and viewing this coffee house from the investors room, from where we probably look even more insane than we normally do LOL