Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

"get married to an 18 year old nymphette" - that bit might be a problem :-)

The bit about the 18 year old nymphette sounds fine, forget the tax.

that would be your deathbed!

Very funny movie along these lines about a guy who dies on his wedding night - Private Benjamin.

watched that film yet again the other night ..... other silly fave is "dirty rotten scoundrels"

When I met my wife I was about twice her age now many years later the gap has closed and I am just about 30% older. Might be time for a nymphette.

I remember Hefner dating a 21 year old and her saying, "I have never been out with anyone older than 23". He replied, "neither have I".

What about Caroline Flack with Harry Stiles about 12 months ago.

A bloke would be looked upon as a peodo.

He was 17 and she was 32. what's wrong with that. He might have been almost 18 and that would be just 14 years difference.

"Haystack - 07 Mar 2013 15:13 - 22162 of 22170

Serves her right for not keeping her mouth shut. It is quite common for a one of a couple to take the other's points. Her crime has been getting caught."



I couldn't imagine my wife, another member of the family or any colleagues asking or expecting others to do the same, whether or not they thought they would get caught or not.

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I suppose it depends down to what you value.

Referring back to Vince Cable remarks, thinks he is preparing for after the break up the coalition and pointing to the electorate that the failed policies were down to tory policies and not liberal actions and that his arguments were dismissed.

He doesn't want to be blamed for failure.

Can even see the Alexander deserting to the remnants of the tories at the time of the next election.

If a marriage contract had to renewed yearly, I wonder how many marriages would last more than a couple of years?

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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

I wonder what the Mother would have said if the Little Boy had asked her!! mmmm.

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:

"Husband Wanted".

Next day she received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."
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or


First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"

Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

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Better stop in case my wife asks why I am still smiling.

mmm!!!

"Better stop in case my wife asks why I am still smiling."

Its probably wind!

May be he has just been fed and needs a pat on the back! I did say fed and not fred!

Ha ha ha!

Looks like he is balancing 3 books. Keep them up man. :-))

Ed Milibsnd has found new ways to tell porkies. At a speech to the Jewish Board of Deputies he declared that he was a Zionist. This had been reported widely in the Israeli media, both in papers and on TV. This from Haaretz

http://www.haaretz.com/news/diplomacy-defense/the-man-who-could-be-u-k-s-first-jewish-pm-says-he-is-a-zionist.premium-1.508050

Now this morning, Labour contest acts this. In the Telegraph this morning.


"Ed Miliband's Zionism lasted less than 24 hours."

"As I suspected, Ed Miliband is no longer a Zionist. According to the Labour leader’s office, his comments at last night’s Board of Deputies event were misinterpreted."