CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Thanks Bunny, keep it warm for a minute would you please, just have to take this Welsh rabbit across the road.

Will do, if you're sure about returning that, you know that phrase about opening a can of worms........

I think it already had worms in it, anyway I've taken it back now. There's something strange about that place, almost sinister; I'm sure I saw a plant eating a customer!

Oh 'Eck......sounds worrying.......

(stamp stomp stamp stomp stamp stomp)

I know I'm not wlecome here, so, I won't give you the satisfaction. You know what you can do with your Spag Bol.

(slam)

(stamp stomp stamp stomp stamp stomp)

Gawd.....
:>S
Strange that...I remember him trying to barr me from his place but I don't remember barring him from here............the pressure is getting to him...bless...

Yes, he's got an extensive menu but all he serves is Welsh rabbit, and he feeds his plants on it apparently.

Well that's logical I suppose, keep the residents happy anyway LOL

Do lambs wear shoes? I've just taken a look through Keaydian's window and I'm sure I saw a shoe sticking out of his hotpot.

Bunny
I'll have some of that spag boll please. Keaydian seems to have lost it, whatever it was! He seems to be a bit "disturbed" at present. I wonder if it has anything to do with the itching powder I put in his threads?

Looks like I won't be doing much work today so could I have some more spag bol please and a bottle of The Black Label Mc Guigan Merlot?

I don't think I want to know any more Socco LOL
One portion of Spag Bol for you :>)

AS for shoes in cooking pot....'eck.....

Chef's Log, Sell by date 4th Aug 2008

Well it's been an interesting day in Coffee House Lane today....
It seems keaydian is openly feeding some form of triffid over the road, scary.....
Spacie fortunately hasn't realised that yet again he has l-a-m-b on the menu.....
Dill appears to have incredible powers of recouperation having been chucked out more times today then Keaydian's sold hot dinners....
The mind boggles as to how keaydian will survive naked Fridays whilst handling hot food AND allowing a triffid to eat whatever it likes.......doesn't bear thinking about.

" allowing a triffid to eat whatever it likes", maybe he'll change his mind about naked Fridays. Or not!

Too scary to contemplate - but worth opening a book on it - 2-1 he cancels naked Fridays......

I'm in.

OK

Kim 2-1 that keaydian cancels naked Friday

Now what odds for him NOT cancelling..........
Could do with Jeffie now he's the Wiz at this stuff!

1-2?

afternoon all, well the sheep murdered has been murdering sheep again, dont worry I have been speaking to the RSPCA undercover sheep squad and they will be starting an investigation soon.

I had a call from lambykins and he said that he has also contacted some of his SAS frieds and they will sort things out.

By the wasy DIL is always welcome in here when he get fed up of being kicked out of the sheep murderers place.

Absolutely Spacie - I'll even put leek soup on the menu if he wants :>)

Can't put the odds at that Kim...I know 10-1 that he doesn't cancel it however there is a proviso - that he doesn't remove from the premises or drug, knock out, tie up, bribe or otherwise 'get at' the triffid prior to going fully commando.