CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Too scary to contemplate - but worth opening a book on it - 2-1 he cancels naked Fridays......

I'm in.

OK

Kim 2-1 that keaydian cancels naked Friday

Now what odds for him NOT cancelling..........
Could do with Jeffie now he's the Wiz at this stuff!

1-2?

afternoon all, well the sheep murdered has been murdering sheep again, dont worry I have been speaking to the RSPCA undercover sheep squad and they will be starting an investigation soon.

I had a call from lambykins and he said that he has also contacted some of his SAS frieds and they will sort things out.

By the wasy DIL is always welcome in here when he get fed up of being kicked out of the sheep murderers place.

Absolutely Spacie - I'll even put leek soup on the menu if he wants :>)

Can't put the odds at that Kim...I know 10-1 that he doesn't cancel it however there is a proviso - that he doesn't remove from the premises or drug, knock out, tie up, bribe or otherwise 'get at' the triffid prior to going fully commando.

OK Bunny, sounds fair enough!

Leek soup? very nice just so long as it is not leak soup. A local chef was sent to prison after it was found that his pea soup should more appropriately have been called pee soup! We read the news in the local paper, much to the horror of our daughter who always had pea soup when she ate at the restaurant! :o(

Ohhwwww nasty! No worries like that here thankfully!
That Rogue Restaurants on TV last week was a shocker, chicken on floor and back in to be cooked and served....enough to put most people off eating out for ever, unless of course its a virtual restaurant like this one LOL

Never yet had virtual food poisoning!

LOL

Look out Keaydian's walking past, trying to pretend he's not looking in to see what's going on.

Is this the first time you've had a pole dancer here?

(tip toe tip toe tip toe)

They all seem happy in here, not missing me one bit ;O(

(sniff sniff)

(tip toe tip toe tip toe)

Hey Sheep murderer your banned...

Morning all - tea, coffee, danish, croissants, toast ,cereal, fresh fruit available and the frying pan is parked on the hob for anyone who wants a DIY-FEB

Morning Bunny, light healthy breakfast please, Can I have that pole back please it was supporting the runner beans :-) If the pole dancer needs more support than the beans I will see what I can find for her.

(Pull, tug, heave, rattle, rattle) Damn, doors locked again! I can see a pair of ears behind the counter and I'm sure I just saw someone disappear round the back with the pole dancer's pole. "Hello! anybody there?" Mmm music is turned up loud, perhaps they can't here me. Need a coffee. I'll risk it across the road again.

(tap tap tap tap tap tap)

Gawd there's two of them now.....LOL

Zzzzzzz snort, grumph, urrrgh, mmphm, er what, where am I? Oh, Lambykins. Must have fallen asleep. I had a terrible nightmare about Keaydian and a triffid and, and stuff!