CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Absolutely Spacie - I'll even put leek soup on the menu if he wants :>)

Can't put the odds at that Kim...I know 10-1 that he doesn't cancel it however there is a proviso - that he doesn't remove from the premises or drug, knock out, tie up, bribe or otherwise 'get at' the triffid prior to going fully commando.

OK Bunny, sounds fair enough!

Leek soup? very nice just so long as it is not leak soup. A local chef was sent to prison after it was found that his pea soup should more appropriately have been called pee soup! We read the news in the local paper, much to the horror of our daughter who always had pea soup when she ate at the restaurant! :o(

Ohhwwww nasty! No worries like that here thankfully!
That Rogue Restaurants on TV last week was a shocker, chicken on floor and back in to be cooked and served....enough to put most people off eating out for ever, unless of course its a virtual restaurant like this one LOL

Never yet had virtual food poisoning!

LOL

Look out Keaydian's walking past, trying to pretend he's not looking in to see what's going on.

Is this the first time you've had a pole dancer here?

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They all seem happy in here, not missing me one bit ;O(

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Hey Sheep murderer your banned...

Morning all - tea, coffee, danish, croissants, toast ,cereal, fresh fruit available and the frying pan is parked on the hob for anyone who wants a DIY-FEB

Morning Bunny, light healthy breakfast please, Can I have that pole back please it was supporting the runner beans :-) If the pole dancer needs more support than the beans I will see what I can find for her.

(Pull, tug, heave, rattle, rattle) Damn, doors locked again! I can see a pair of ears behind the counter and I'm sure I just saw someone disappear round the back with the pole dancer's pole. "Hello! anybody there?" Mmm music is turned up loud, perhaps they can't here me. Need a coffee. I'll risk it across the road again.

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Gawd there's two of them now.....LOL

Zzzzzzz snort, grumph, urrrgh, mmphm, er what, where am I? Oh, Lambykins. Must have fallen asleep. I had a terrible nightmare about Keaydian and a triffid and, and stuff!

It's the first time we have had a pole dancer. We've had french, german and balinese but not a pole. I hear that Keaydian's place may get raided by the environmental department, seems the place is infested with bugs.

Meanwhile, I shall construct breakfast from all the usual suspects. Heart attack on a plate coming up soon.

I'm told that after losing a cat, like what I have, you find cat hairs for the next three years. It must be true because I have not found a cat hair for oh, at least 7 seconds!

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Healthy option for Opto - you can take the pole with you for the beans, don't know where that came from, can't have all the gentlemen getting all steamed up in here before 7pm - 8pm tonight due to the US interest rate decision LOL

Kim you can come in but make it snappy or Socco and Opto will hav to take their shears to that-that-THING out there cos it ain;'t coming in here!

How did I get here? I feel like I've been drugged! Something licked the back of my neck and the next thing I know I'm here, having had a nightmare about a giant pl....pl....oh my god, it's real!! Wh-what's it DOING out there?!

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