CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Is this the first time you've had a pole dancer here?

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They all seem happy in here, not missing me one bit ;O(

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Hey Sheep murderer your banned...

Morning all - tea, coffee, danish, croissants, toast ,cereal, fresh fruit available and the frying pan is parked on the hob for anyone who wants a DIY-FEB

Morning Bunny, light healthy breakfast please, Can I have that pole back please it was supporting the runner beans :-) If the pole dancer needs more support than the beans I will see what I can find for her.

(Pull, tug, heave, rattle, rattle) Damn, doors locked again! I can see a pair of ears behind the counter and I'm sure I just saw someone disappear round the back with the pole dancer's pole. "Hello! anybody there?" Mmm music is turned up loud, perhaps they can't here me. Need a coffee. I'll risk it across the road again.

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Gawd there's two of them now.....LOL

Zzzzzzz snort, grumph, urrrgh, mmphm, er what, where am I? Oh, Lambykins. Must have fallen asleep. I had a terrible nightmare about Keaydian and a triffid and, and stuff!

It's the first time we have had a pole dancer. We've had french, german and balinese but not a pole. I hear that Keaydian's place may get raided by the environmental department, seems the place is infested with bugs.

Meanwhile, I shall construct breakfast from all the usual suspects. Heart attack on a plate coming up soon.

I'm told that after losing a cat, like what I have, you find cat hairs for the next three years. It must be true because I have not found a cat hair for oh, at least 7 seconds!

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Healthy option for Opto - you can take the pole with you for the beans, don't know where that came from, can't have all the gentlemen getting all steamed up in here before 7pm - 8pm tonight due to the US interest rate decision LOL

Kim you can come in but make it snappy or Socco and Opto will hav to take their shears to that-that-THING out there cos it ain;'t coming in here!

How did I get here? I feel like I've been drugged! Something licked the back of my neck and the next thing I know I'm here, having had a nightmare about a giant pl....pl....oh my god, it's real!! Wh-what's it DOING out there?!

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Right where is my Glyphosphate?

Not seen a triffid for ages!

Right thats that Triffid sprayed, just hope it doesnt rain and was off the glyphospate before it get him.

But if it does I have this ready if he comes near here again ...

Yelp.

Wow, what a serious cigarette lighter that bloke has got. The recommended way to deal with triffids is sea water, according to the book.

Meanwhile, mid-morning tea and coffee now available.

Socs thanks for that info, I have just loaded up the outside fire spray system with sea water, if that triffid comes near here again I will toast him with the flame thrower then spray him.

I dont think he will be worring us again....