CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

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Healthy option for Opto - you can take the pole with you for the beans, don't know where that came from, can't have all the gentlemen getting all steamed up in here before 7pm - 8pm tonight due to the US interest rate decision LOL

Kim you can come in but make it snappy or Socco and Opto will hav to take their shears to that-that-THING out there cos it ain;'t coming in here!

How did I get here? I feel like I've been drugged! Something licked the back of my neck and the next thing I know I'm here, having had a nightmare about a giant pl....pl....oh my god, it's real!! Wh-what's it DOING out there?!

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Right where is my Glyphosphate?

Not seen a triffid for ages!

Right thats that Triffid sprayed, just hope it doesnt rain and was off the glyphospate before it get him.

But if it does I have this ready if he comes near here again ...

Yelp.

Wow, what a serious cigarette lighter that bloke has got. The recommended way to deal with triffids is sea water, according to the book.

Meanwhile, mid-morning tea and coffee now available.

Socs thanks for that info, I have just loaded up the outside fire spray system with sea water, if that triffid comes near here again I will toast him with the flame thrower then spray him.

I dont think he will be worring us again....

(Mutters to self) Damn, I forgot, I ordered fried egg, bacon, sausage, beans, mushrooms, tomatoes, hash browns and black pudding across the road, I'd better see if has been made yet, not too hungry after that strange drugged feeling though.

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Oh Spacie - My Hero :>))

Ok Lunch - Cauliflour and broccali cheese with potato wedges and if neceesary - for the meatties - a pork chop on the side.

Almost forgot LOL cherry pie and custard to follow.

That sounds like a tasty lunch Bunny, I'll have all of that with a bit of ice-cream with the pud.

LOL for you Socco not a problem :>)

yummy lunch thanks bunny.

I think KEAYDIANs having Triffid stew ;-)

Cherry pie and custard please, if there's any left. It's smelly old hotpot over the road.

Loads left, here you go :>)

Cherry pie please, could I have gravy instead of custard?