Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Off twitter....

Dave Camoron ‏@EtonOldBoys

New game, at PMQs drink a shot every-time Cameron says it all Labours Fault, you will be pissed out your head in just 10 mins

Hi Goldfinger,

You are right re being pised, but if you are teetotal you could always have a shot every time Labour admit they were wrong.

This is too true to be funny.

The next time you hear a politician use the Word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending
YOUR tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective.

A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

A billion hours ago our ancestors were Living in the Stone Age.

A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.

A billion Pounds ago was only 13 hours and 12 minutes,
and at the rate our government is spending it.

Stamp Duty, Tobacco Tax, Corporation Tax, Income Tax, Council Tax, Fishing License Tax, Petrol/Diesel Tax, Capital Gains Tax, Inheritance Tax (tax on top of tax), Alcohol Tax, V.A.T. Marriage License Tax, Property Tax, Service charge taxes, Social Security Tax, Vehicle License Registration Tax, Vehicle Sales Tax, Workers Compensation Tax.
And probably a few more not mentioned!

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago...
And our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt...
We had the largest middle class in the world...
And Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened?

'Politicians!'


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Is the a list of present "accommodation" expenses being claimed MPs for "second properties" and "rentals" in London?

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my goodness fred, you really are so DULL AND REPETITIVE .... and don't let us forget, YOU DON'T EVEN VOTE, regarding it as a badge of honour .... dipstick is as polite as one can get

If you don't vote then you lose the right to complain. Every single person in this country should use their vote. Usually I have found that it's the people who don't vote who mouth off and complain the most.

Is Fred Registered to vote - now that will stir a hornetts nest!!!!!

Oh Dear - what have I just said? Going to carry on watching Red Nose Day Programme - it is safer than me commenting.

You have a good old stir if you want to 3m. lol

Hope you had a good journey back and got plenty of layers on. I am sorry but it just pisses me off to be polite when someone cannot get off their butt and vote if they have a right to. It gets up my nose even more whenst they continue to pontificate what or should not be done - it does question the likes of a dim wit me, whether they have the right or not to put a cross on the ballot paper.

Bit of a shock when we flew into Stansted today. France looked as though it had just snowed, white from the aircraft. Must admit I'm thinking why come home.lol . Thanks 3m.

Wasting your time 3m, you are talking to a brick. If I think I'm right who you are talking about. :-))

Well you should have taken the advice of an old girl - you should have stayed where you were - not as easy as that I know. Hope your little/big dog is well and excited to see you.

Brick being the operative word!! Good nite.

Good night 3m.ps 3 dogs. The kennel will deliver them home Saturday . :-))

Oh Bless, what breed are they (I had a german shephard and a Springer Spaniel0
























Let me know tomoorow what breed they are - not that it matters so long as they are ok.

Will do 3m. Good night.

A 10 foot rope ladder hangs over the side of a boat with the bottom rung on the surface of the water. The rungs are one foot apart, and the tide goes up at the rate of 6 inches per hour. How long will it be until three rungs are covered?





Never. The boat rises as the tide goes up.

A little girl kicks a soccer ball. It goes 10 feet and comes back to her. How is this possible?





She kicked it up.