Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

You have a good old stir if you want to 3m. lol

Hope you had a good journey back and got plenty of layers on. I am sorry but it just pisses me off to be polite when someone cannot get off their butt and vote if they have a right to. It gets up my nose even more whenst they continue to pontificate what or should not be done - it does question the likes of a dim wit me, whether they have the right or not to put a cross on the ballot paper.

Bit of a shock when we flew into Stansted today. France looked as though it had just snowed, white from the aircraft. Must admit I'm thinking why come home.lol . Thanks 3m.

Wasting your time 3m, you are talking to a brick. If I think I'm right who you are talking about. :-))

Well you should have taken the advice of an old girl - you should have stayed where you were - not as easy as that I know. Hope your little/big dog is well and excited to see you.

Brick being the operative word!! Good nite.

Good night 3m.ps 3 dogs. The kennel will deliver them home Saturday . :-))

Oh Bless, what breed are they (I had a german shephard and a Springer Spaniel0
























Let me know tomoorow what breed they are - not that it matters so long as they are ok.

Will do 3m. Good night.

A 10 foot rope ladder hangs over the side of a boat with the bottom rung on the surface of the water. The rungs are one foot apart, and the tide goes up at the rate of 6 inches per hour. How long will it be until three rungs are covered?





Never. The boat rises as the tide goes up.

A little girl kicks a soccer ball. It goes 10 feet and comes back to her. How is this possible?





She kicked it up.

A truck driver is going down a one way street the wrong way, and passes at least ten cops. Why is he not caught?




He's walking on the sidewalk.

Ha ha ha!!! Your holiday did you good.

It does not looking out the window at the moment. :-))

Past and present leaders of the Party



Switch on to the Cameron speech: We are here to fight:


Sounded more like an appeal.

I thought I had switched on to Comic Relief or Red Nose Week.

All he needed was a shield and a sword.

It is often said that if nobody tells you something specific, how do you know about it? For example, if you have a booger hanging out of your nose, or some parsley stuck in your teeth, or your underarms smell like a teenager’s dirty sock basket and nobody tells you about this; how do you rectify it? The same goes if your are a wanker. There are many, many people out there who show all the signs of being a wanker and are unaware of it. Some of these people don’t want to be wankers and would gladly address the situation if they were approached, but of course, some people are just born wankers and no amount of careful hints or subtle coughing will ever change that

you won't cough if you learn to swallow with elegance

lol

Gee Wizz dc that holiday has done you good.