Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

'RESPECTFUL?'

He was very respectful to the woman he called a bigot. He was very respectful to his staff when he shouted, swore and threw things at them. One of the worst PMs the UK has ever hadf. and certainly a bad manager.

He didn't call a woman a bigot to her face. Inadvertently he forgot he was still 'miked up' and said that to his aide as a private comment. Just bad timing, imo.

It showed to the public what a nasty person Brown was. This was already known by his staff who suffered under him. The stories of his bad behaviour were legion while he was in office. When he left it turned out that he was even worse, flying into terrible rages.

He was certainly honest, as opposed to many liars we have had....
What did Cameron say about his quotes about the cuts, growth and downgrades!! was he honest? He might have dementia!

If they had a scintilla of decency, Tony Blair, Alastair Campbell and John Scarlett would not show their faces in public again

Read more: http://www.dailymail

Not even honest, he lied constantly about a wide variety of things. If you want to see some of them then Google Gordon Brown's lies.

i look forward to see how our resident armchair expert reacts to whatever the budget produces ..... i'm sure he'll have a whole bag of pearls, comme d'habitude

meanwhile, it looks as though as lot of fiscal responsibility is now being thrown back to guv BoE ..... i'm sure the football has followed that course in the past, the game then being "re-arranged" as and when politically convenient!

Hays,

Just as on this thread you expose yourself.

Tanker,

Perhaps, if you understood many of your comments, you also, would be better off in hiding.

Duty on aim stocks removed.
2p tax for beer abolished and present duty
reduced by 1p.

i haven't listened closely, but it sounded like quite a sensible budget with some good stimulus, and a vote-catcher of tightening significantly the rules for tax avoidance

Wonderful English from Around the World

> In a Bangkok Temple:
> IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.
>
> Cocktail lounge, Norway:
> LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
>
> Doctor's office, Rome:
> SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
>
> Dry cleaners, Bangkok:
> DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.
>
> In a Nairobi restaurant:
> CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE, OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.
>
> On the main road to Mombasa, leaving Nairobi:
> TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.
>
> On a poster at Kencom:
> ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP.
>
> In a City restaurant:
> OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.
>
> In a Cemetery:
> PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS, FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.
>
> Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
> GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE, OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.
>
> On the menu of a Swiss Restaurant:
> OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.
>
> In a Tokyo Bar:
> SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.
>
> Hotel, Yugoslavia:
> THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE, IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
>
> Hotel, Japan:
> YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
>
> In the lobby of a Moscow Hotel, across from a Russian Orthodox Monastery:
> YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY, WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY, EXCEPT THURSDAY.
>
> A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:
> IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE, THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT, UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.
>
> Hotel, Zurich:
> BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.
>
> Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:
> WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?
>
> Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
> WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS. (Just Like British Airways!!!)
>
> A Laundry in Rome:
> LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND THEN SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME

And finally the all time classic:
Seen in an Abu Dhabi Souk shop window:
IF THE FRONT IS CLOSED PLEASE ENTER THROUGH MY BACKSIDE…

Skinny,

LOL


A bit like Osborne's budget?

Mind he has done a lot for my TW.

Ed Balls is soooo funny.

Was this budget an apparition, or aberration from a failing hologram chancellor and representative of an expiring coalition which aspired to govern?

From the number of comments made on about it, it has gone down like a lead balloon.

I liked it very much. I have seen quite a few positive comments. Even Mr Cable liked it. Labour's views on the budget are about as silly as you would expect.

What is it about Australian women, even those born in Wales - Australian PM Gillard wins leadership vote unopposed

I know the House of Commons is like a kids classroom, but yesterday Ed Miliband went well over the top with his jumping up and down, waving his hands shouting, 'Is the prime minister going to gain from the 45% top tax rate, come on, come on, hands up, hands up anyone in the cabinet put your hands up if you are, or nod, come on nod'.

This went on for far too long and was so pathetically childish, that it was clear many on his own benches were embarrassed

Just think, that if Labour win the next election, this idiot could be PM.

One thing I would like to see on Budget day would be an opposition budget, as all that happens in the current system, is the opposition go through their regular name and policy calling.

If you want a laugh - Ed Balls on R4 NOW!