hewittalan6
- 13 Mar 2006 17:59
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Its much more fun tearing holes in the fabric of the universe than making money.
Anyway if I make any more money, I will breach the Chandheskhar limit (think I spelled it right) and all the cash in my wallet will rush exponentially into a collapse that will create a black hole, from which nothing, not even the price of a pint, can escape.
Then what would I do????
Alan
Fred1new
- 13 Mar 2006 18:44
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Perhaps start taking your tablets again.
hewittalan6
- 13 Mar 2006 18:57
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Can't afford 'em, fred, since I put my money in YOO!!! I know less about investing than I do about Physics, and I know nowt about Physics!!
Alan
hewittalan6
- 14 Mar 2006 17:29
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Did you know that today would be Albert Einsteins 127th birthday???
Of course, he still has a bit to do to prove himself worthy of posting on this thread.
Alan
hewittalan6
- 14 Mar 2006 20:58
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I think the caption should be "Any Essex girls here? I'm on the pull"
kimoldfield
- 15 Mar 2006 08:54
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Are you sure David Essex has any daughters Al?
hewittalan6
- 15 Mar 2006 08:55
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Kims getting all Metaphysical again.
kimoldfield
- 15 Mar 2006 09:01
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Not into heavy metal Al, more soft rock me.
hewittalan6
- 02 May 2006 15:34
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I've got to examine this a bit more.
So. if something is "on the cusp of hearing" does that mean;
a) You can hear a sound that hasn't actually happened yet, but will very soon, or
b) You can hear a sound, just before ears have been invented.
Whatever the answer, WOW.
BTW. Speaking of a very short space of time (and remember time is something humans invented to stop everything happening at once), the shortest time interval known to man is the "Central London Second".
This is measured as the amount of time between traffic lights in central London turning green and the black cab behind you blowing its horn.
Here we encounter a paradox.
If you turn your car stereo up full blast, then the cabs horn will be on the cusp of hearing, therefore you will hear it slightly before it is blown, ie in a shorter time frame than allowed for by the "Central london Second". This breaks the laws of Physics. Therefore you must never hear it, in which case the "Central London Second" is dragged on for infinity, and time ceases.
The lesson is that turning your car stereo on too loudly in central London will result in either a breakdown in physical laws and the end of the universe, or getting a black cabs wheel brace wrapped around your ear.
Interesting.
Alan
driver
- 02 May 2006 16:11
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hewittalan6
- 22 Aug 2006 14:40
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These were the days, Eh?
silvermede
- 22 Aug 2006 15:15
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You can't stop the waves but you can learn to surf!
bosley
- 22 Aug 2006 16:04
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hewittalan6
- 22 Aug 2006 16:07
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Wearing a shirt like that automatically disqualifies one from this thread.