CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Good morning all. Sorry I've been away but family comes first. Had to help with a medical emergency that occured in Kent so I've been off-line for a few days. Order is now restored and I've spent the night cleaning the place up.

Good to see the Keaydian is back, although I have received a statutory notice from the fire inspector that his abode is substandard. He will have to have a fire escape installed and an adequate fire detection and alarm system. Sorry to hear that his cafe burned down, can anyone say what happened, was it arson?

OK, brekkies is ready, FEB with knobs on!

Morning Socrates, sorry to hear of your troubles, glad it is sorted now.

I'll go for the FEB please, but without the knobs :o)

Knobs = Mushrooms

Double knobs then please!

Good to see you back Socco - always missed :>)
Well I'll just clear the dishes and then I'll be off until tomorrow...

Good morning all. I'm feeling a bit lazy today so I have sub-contracted out the provision of breakfast to H M Prison Service. I understand that porridge is one of their specialities!

Oh dear, I've just broken my fork on the fried bread!

Morning all, last day in Noroflk off down south later. Anaother dull and gray day here, could someone let me know when summers is starting this year?

Socs, good to hear that medical emergency has been sorted. Re the fire at KEAYDIANS place, no idea how that started ......

(Whispering) Morning, black coffee, orange juice, paracetamol, ice pack, quiet corner please.

Summer started in the Vale of Clwyd at approximately 7am, expected to last until 11am.

Summer has been cancelled due to a lack of interest.

Ah! Peace and quiet, the kids have gone for a gallop! (Note to self: must buy them a horse some day).

I'm ready for a Danish now ;o)

Talking about Danish, the Danish Olympic Ladies Weight Lifting team will be in for lunch, nothing fancy needed, just about a 5 kg steak each, rare with gravy.

I'm Uppppppppppppp

Well I know you are not down, that is fluffy stuff that comes from a duck!

Come on Keaydian, give us the lowdown on how your fire started? You were'nt smoking in bed again were you?

It was a huge fire, lit up the street like the Olympic torch.

(sniff sniff)

I don't want to talk about it :O(

I'm just glad Bunny didn't get rid of my old sleeping quarters, The Bin.

Errrm, what are the Danish Olympic Ladies Weight Lifting team doing with that bin in the back yard?

(from the shower room)

Someone have a word with them, I'm busy showering............ Ooooh Spanish Eyes, La de de da di da,

Excuse me ladies - what are you doing with that bin? You really shouldn't throw it about like, you could easily break i.......... oh dear, KEAYDIAN will not be happy that you have broken his sleeping accommodation. Well, no .... you should have used something else to practice with. Hey, put me down, ahhhaa, no stop, that tickles. HELP!

Socs
Thinking of visiting the Shoreham airshow next week, you ever been?