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Excuse me ladies - what are you doing with that bin? You really shouldn't throw it about like, you could easily break i.......... oh dear, KEAYDIAN will not be happy that you have broken his sleeping accommodation. Well, no .... you should have used something else to practice with. Hey, put me down, ahhhaa, no stop, that tickles. HELP!

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Thinking of visiting the Shoreham airshow next week, you ever been?

(from the shower room)

What on earth is that racket outside.

No, stop heehee, ohoh, well at least leave my socks on!

Hi Jeffers. No, I've never been to the Shoreham show and know nothing about it. I have been to the local one here but not in the last couple of years (Fairford). There is usually something on the net about what aircraft will visit or perform so you may be able to get some idea from that. Anyway, a nice day by the sea, what could be better?

Oh dear, the wheels have come off of Keaydian's mobile home!

Naked Friday! What a top idea Kim. Last one naked is a big fat loser.............like Dil.

;O)

By heck, she's a big girl (not Dil)!

KEAYDIAN.you know your stuff!!!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Come on Kim, Bunnies out, she'll never know.

Running throught the cafe starkers on the double, go.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Oh dear, who knocked over the bee hive?

Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (into the distance)

It's getting hot in this bin. Have the bees gone yet?

Hello, is anyone there?

Have the bees and the Danish Olympic Ladies Weight Lifting team gone?

Hello, HELLOOOOOO!!

Hmm, nobody there, must be safe to climb out of here (push, shove, rattle) Sh*t, the lid's jammed! Help, HELP, HELLLLPPPP!

Hello.

Was that somebody? HELLPP I'm in the bin!!!

(bring bring, bring bring)

Blast it's the answering machine:

(Hello you've reached Lambykins, no one here at the mo to answer your call. Leave a massage after the beep................Beeeeeeeeeeep)

Massage????? Oh Hi, yep it's me, em have the bees gone yet?

Oh and I ( you have 10 seconds recording time left) oh blast, em, I think I've left my strides steaming in the shower rooom and someone is locked in the..................brrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Doh!