CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Naked Friday! What a top idea Kim. Last one naked is a big fat loser.............like Dil.

;O)

By heck, she's a big girl (not Dil)!

KEAYDIAN.you know your stuff!!!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Come on Kim, Bunnies out, she'll never know.

Running throught the cafe starkers on the double, go.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Oh dear, who knocked over the bee hive?

Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (into the distance)

It's getting hot in this bin. Have the bees gone yet?

Hello, is anyone there?

Have the bees and the Danish Olympic Ladies Weight Lifting team gone?

Hello, HELLOOOOOO!!

Hmm, nobody there, must be safe to climb out of here (push, shove, rattle) Sh*t, the lid's jammed! Help, HELP, HELLLLPPPP!

Hello.

Was that somebody? HELLPP I'm in the bin!!!

(bring bring, bring bring)

Blast it's the answering machine:

(Hello you've reached Lambykins, no one here at the mo to answer your call. Leave a massage after the beep................Beeeeeeeeeeep)

Massage????? Oh Hi, yep it's me, em have the bees gone yet?

Oh and I ( you have 10 seconds recording time left) oh blast, em, I think I've left my strides steaming in the shower rooom and someone is locked in the..................brrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Doh!

The phone's ringing; SOMEONE ANSWER THE PHONE PLEASE! (Rattle, rattle, sniff, sniff) I'm sure something's burning. I'm hungry (rummage, rummage) what's this, mmmm smells like fried bread. Owww! that's like a lump of rock. I'll try this, mm, um, a porridge frisbee? (Rattle, rattle, bang) HELLLLLPPPPP!

I can hear bees.

Oh dear, what a weird lot we have here. I pop in to top up the freezer and what do I find? Kim is trapped in a wheelie bin and Keaydian suffering from the cold. Oh well, that's life. I'll sort them out and get on with life.

I called in the local bee keeper and he has sorted the hive out, the bees were very upset so I hope no-one got stung, but still, the honey is very nice.

Now I must get on, must clean the windows because I happen to know it is daylight outside, though you wouldn't know it from looking at the windows. I don't think they have been cleaned since the blackout ended in 1945.

hello hello can you hear me? i dont know how to use the answerphone but i dont want a new bin

i am a lamb

i dont like pigs because they are very greedy

i like bees they are very nice and i like honey with grass

I like pigs, especially with roast potatoes.

WARNING
All external doors have been re-hung in order to open outwards. This is a fire safety measure to aid escape in emergency. See the nurse if you bang your noses when trying to enter the cafe.