CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

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You know that Kim got shot of my bin, you just have to remind me when I'm almost getting over it.

KEAYDIAN, your bike was burn in the fire.

No no no, I had it yesterday cause I ran over Kim's left foot and then on the next circuit I ran over his right foot, and all along I was dinging my bell and calling out for people to watch their backs.

I reckon Kim's taken it while I was having a little shut eye.

(From a distance...........ding, ding, ding..watch your backs! Turning left weeeeeee.........ooooeer...........crash, tinkle, crumple...........whoops, didn't see that skip. Think I'll just throw the bike in, KEAYDIAN will never know!)

(Hobble, hobble) Afternoon all, cup o tea and a Danish please. I'll just sit over here. OOOh. owch, that hurts.

Just looked in, Kim your always in here why dont you do some work.

Why you wearing bicycle clips?

Ummm, errrr, work, bicycle clips? err, whatcha all talking about. Ow my head hurts. Where's my tea and Danish? I SAID, WHERE'S MY TEA AND DANISH? Oooo look at that skip going past....isn't that KEAYDIAN's bike? Whatcha put it in the skip for KEAYDIAN? I can recommend the Danish pastries Driver...fabulous. Ohoh, KEAYDIAN's turning green. Something you ate K?

His asleep again.

SSHHHHHHH!

Only like doughnuts with plenty of Jam.

Well there's plenty of doughnuts in here!

did someone say donuts?

3 jam ones for me please

I went down the river yesterday on me bike no clips and took a doughnut and a flask of coffee, picked some black berries, sad life.

You should know Spacie, you don't do donuts only doughnuts, but if you did do donuts dere wouldn't be enough nuts do. (With apologies to Liverpool)

Driver!!!! I would never have put you down as a thief. How many blackberries d'you get? You'll get a fair price on eBay.

driver
Better than working

BUNNNNNNNNY!


Kim put my bike in the skip.


BUNNNNNNNNY!

kim
Already tried that not very good in the post.

donuts and crayfish please