- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Bunny, thanks - didn't see it arrive, looks yummy.

Rebuild sounds terrifying :-(

I'd think you'd want a change from steak and tiling - can
you imagine how the grouting would stick in your teeth!
;>)

It's beyond me JJ....takes a l-o-n-g time apparently....

Steak looks great :-) gay prawns indeed, they get everywhere!!

stockbunny, did you see my note re PC? where are you based?

Thanks for the Fish Fingers, very nice to come home to them excellent with some bread and butter and a bit of tomato ketchup.

Your welcome to put the mouse on the menu, only problem is that I have not caught the little bugger yet.

On the mouse front we think we know where it came from, on the way home we stopped at our other house (long story) in Sevenoaks where we recently had a problem with mice. We thought we had caught them all but we found signs that there was at least one still there. Anyway we picked up a basket of stuff that we left there before we went to Oz. This morning the girlfriend went through the basket and found some mouse droppings and what seemed like a nest inside a hat of hers. So we think we brought the mouse down from Sevenoaks.

In Sevenoaks we have 2 mouse traps, one humane one and one not at all humane on, we caught 4 mice there, 2 of which I kindly release in a neighbours garden across the road (he hasn't thanked me yet) and 2 of which went in the bin. Unfortunately we don't have any mouse traps here and the local shops have sold out.

I cant say I am looking forward to waking up with a mouse crawling up my back again tonight...

I'll have you know that I am the only gay in the cafe

Spacie - the computer has a terminal virus, so a rebuild is the
only way I'm afraid, all other avenues wont deal with it, seems its
a new one and there's currently no cure - got through firewall/virus
programme etc, and lodged itself in a system32 file.
But thanks for the offer.

Don't you have a neighbour with a cat? Its the fastest method of
mice removal - they eaither get caught or vacate the premises with
a feline smell. Only suggestion I've got other then that is to 'borrow'
some wee-soiled cat litter from a neighbour or friend and put it in an
open container in the bedroom on the floor near where you think they are
walking into the room, the mouse wont want to enter and climb
over you cos it will detect the smell much more then you will.

stockbunny, i think you may have been wrongly advised about the PC, email me your phone number to wadbanage@hotmail.com and I will call you back if you want to discuss a bit more.

We dont have anyone near here who would lend us a cat however when ours was alive it seemed to be responsible for bringing them in more than killing them, it liked to play with them and they often escaped into the gap between the floors.

Thanks for the suggestion but I am not sure I like the idea of a container of "wee-soiled cat litter" in the bedroom and I think the girlfriend would like it even less than me ;-)

Bunny/Spaceman - Tears in my eyes at the thought
of Spacey's night of passion above the cat litter??!!

JJ: I'm slightly puzzled by the thought that ..."the girlfriend would like it even less than me". I have a feeling this comes under the 'Slightly too much information' heading. What do you think?

Oh, by the way, gingerbread and cold butter now ready and freshly brewed tea available on the sideboard.

Just went up the road to a pet food store and they had mouse traps, I bought 4, hopefully I will catch the mouse before bedtime!

P ;-)

P. LOL :-) Gingerbread and tea please....... wait till
Spacey's girlfriend hears the snap in the middle of the
night!!

I can imagine her squealing, helpless with laughter ......

Honestly, I've heard of handcuffs, whips and chocolate body paint but a mousetrap????? Oh, well, whatever makes him happy, I suppose.

Right well I have managed to set 3 of the traps but they are ultra sensitive, one is so sensitive I cant set it.

Now then JJ and P its not what make me happy thats important, its the woman that matters, isnt it ???

There had better not be any vibrations in that
bed or the trap will go off if it is that sensitive!!!!!!!!

Can someone point me to an easy free HTML editor

Squeak!

jj dont worry there wont be ;-)

Skweeque.

socrates, SNAP