Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

is comments on the houseing benefits is a disgrace
he claims more on exspensives in one month than they get in two years
he is a horrible person and very dishonest
and i wish him very bad luck .

hay it was a april fool joke april 1st
i new cynic would reply and he did sad man

hay will never support jews again down to shapps

I am very disappointed with all you so calleed males out there who have not got the guts to agree with my last post, however it does not surprise me. Why are we paying for past PM's security - e.g. John Major living in Luxury in Norfolk? He is only onne? Many more are in and around our country. We now are facing benefit cuts poor people etc. So why is this so!!!! ! Too much monies going to the rich and not enough to the needy! Not worried whether you agree or not - as sure as hell I will make it an issue.

Tanker

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hay i no all about the plot
you must remember the uk next to the USA are the most corrupt natins on the planet
lord lucan is not dead but was never going to be found he is apart of the system

3 monkeys I do agree with you this gov is a total disgrace
the libs are full of perverts the tory party full of liars
osborne is a LIAR
cameron well words can not say enough about this human
23 months and they will be wiped out

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The MoD is working on a new "non-specific" flag because the White Ensign is considered to be offensive to minorities. The Union Flag had already been discarded.

The newly re-named HMS Cautious is due to be commissioned soon in a ceremony conducted by Captain Hook from the Finsbury Park Mosque who will break a petrol bomb over the hull. She will gently slide into the water as the Royal Marines Band plays "In the Navy" by the Village People.
Her first deployment will be to escort boat loads of illegal immigrants across the channel to ports on England 's south coast.

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what they going to protect the uk is a cesspit since this gov came to power
it is the rest of the world that wants to be protected from these nazis

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greek that about sums it up

The wording of the letter that landed on Nick Clegg’s desk almost exactly two years ago makes clear the desperation of its sender.


Complaining about the ‘improper’ behaviour of one of his MPs — renowned womaniser Mike Hancock — it was sent by recorded delivery on March 9, 2011, to the Liberal Democrat headquarters in Cowley Street, Westminster.


‘What he did to me is shocking,’ wrote 37-year-old Annie from Portsmouth in Hampshire — whose real name can’t be revealed for legal reasons.



another lib and MP the uk 2013 run by dishonest people

the uk needs to rid it self of the 3 main partys vote for a clean start voteUKIP

3m ...... i think there are very good security reasons why ex PMs and the like have continuing security once they leave office, whether or not they have their own assets, usually in bricks and mortar and the like .... surely you do not require that to be explained?

benefit cuts
there'll always be a level at which some people will be in the grey area on the fringe; it cannot be avoided under any system ..... more to the point, perhaps you should question whether or not benefits should indeed be a lifetime sinecure as you imply - and yes, i do know it is very difficult for many to find work, especially for those who left school barely able to read and write (often if not usually their own or their parents' fault)
i'll refrain from rabbiting further about the futility and stupidity of children with limited academic ability being persuaded to go to 3rd-rate unis to get 5th-rate degrees that are totally useless in the real world

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btw, i have at last got my recipe for jambon persille properly sorted ..... loin of pork stuffed with brandy-soaked prunes and walnuts is pretty good too!

cynic the teachers spend most of their time trying to understand immigrants
and have no time for teaching the children sad but true .

when i need your nonsense opinion, i'll let you know

the only words the immigrants understand is free BENEFITS fact not fiction send them back home vote UKIP
the poles were in M/S saturday stealing

They use (misuse) human right to get benefit and those making decisions are either ignorant or, most likely, biased towards helping foreigners.

Our politicians think about nothing but to gain votes!!!

ahoj when i reported the polish the security asked me to be a witness i said why
the courts will let them off .
the same polish girl was the one they caught a few weeks back they go from store to store that is what they do for a living

ahoj the one that we customers jumped on in tesco took is shirt off and called us english ever name under the sun then the police came and pretended they did not understand send the scum back home
he knocked the security guard to the floor the girl run off

have you posters always noticed cynic never answers a question
just abuse that about sums is upbringing up

Cynic, I fully understand that there have to be cuts - the country is in a mess. I feel that some of the cuts are rather severe and to implement them is going to probably cost more than they will save. Why change DLA to PIP? for example. Ex PM's or at least the ones who left office years ago should pay for their own security at the end of the day they can or should be able to afford to!!!! I have worked all my life and have never claimed umemployment benefit - jobs are very few and far between these days, the ordinary person cannot find full time, most positions are part time.

Job centres I believe are handing pages of vacancies to people but when they apply which has to be done on line now (so heaven help people without a computer) when they do apply there hasn't even been a job in the first place or they have been taken.

One cannot educate a child who does not want to learn, extremely sad but true. End of rant.

Yes I would like your new recepies.

3m,

I agree with you on something.

This government will be known for its "meanness", it is earning the name of the Nasty party.

I know there are abuses of the welfare system and they should be addressed.

It does seem a little daft that somebody can occupy a 3-4 or more bedroom house indefinitely when the occupying family is of one or two.

But, if they have lived in those houses for 20-30 years or in their late 60s or 70s, their families coming back to them, or the look after their kids, or their offspring, while their children are at work, or have need of another room for medical carers or facilities.

Making the occupiers of the “too large property” move out of their property into smaller properties, (which are not available) in that area where they have their support systems is cruel. This leads to further fragmentation of families and social unity.

(One of the glories of the Thatcher government was the selling off of “social” housing.)

If money had been poured into “local government” social housing building of various “sizes”, then the problem of “under occupation” could have been addressed in a more sensitive way and also the cash utilised, would have filtered into the local communities and into general economy as stimuli.

The Thatcher period will be remembered as the selfish and nasty period of modern government and this government will leave a stench, self-interest and corruption and misgovernment.

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Ahoj,

Osborne and Cameron as little politician using populist techniques and rely on tub thumping followers.

The tories were on occasions a respectable party, the are now the party of opportunists with little sense of the future in the long term.