Golddog
- 23 Jan 2003 13:39
stockbunny
- 19 Jan 2005 14:21
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careful Spacie or they might send in the Ratafia!!!!!
stockbunny
- 19 Jan 2005 14:24
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Or they could Rat-chet up their rat-aplan and create untold
rat-tling and rat-atating in the wee small hours!
Spaceman
- 19 Jan 2005 14:35
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stockbunny now your being cruel ;-) and anyway its a mouse not a rat and it will soon be a dead mouse !
optomistic
- 19 Jan 2005 14:46
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It might be a baby rat :-)
stockbunny
- 19 Jan 2005 14:53
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Oh and I was having such fun sat here with the dictionary
LOL!!! See it had to be a rat cos there's more rat words!!!
:>)
Ratafia apparently is a liqueur! So you learn a new thing
every day - let it not be said the ta-rooms are not educational!!
;>)
Priscilla
- 19 Jan 2005 14:55
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Stand aside, folks! Tea cakes, freshly toasted on the Ratisserie in front of an open fire for tea. The butter makes them almost as slippery as ....
This_is_me
- 19 Jan 2005 15:01
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May I have some of the cockroaches from underneath the 'fridge done KFC style with mine, if mouse is still not on the menu?
This_is_me
- 19 Jan 2005 15:08
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Spacey
Do you need something to keep you and your 'fancy woman' occupied during the long night while you sit up waiting for the mouse to appear? How about a game? I could lend you my youngest one's 'Mouse Trap' game!
stockbunny
- 19 Jan 2005 15:12
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Spacie - here's an idea...
Coopers of Stortford
Pest-A-Way Deluxe.
Sends out a signal inaudible to humans that drives out rodents.
http://www.coopersofstortford.co.uk
I've no idea if it's any good but saw an advert.
Priscilla
- 19 Jan 2005 15:16
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Would it work on pesky ex-boyfriends or ex-husbands d'you think, bunny?
optomistic
- 19 Jan 2005 15:22
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Oh Priscilla, how could you be so cruel!
stockbunny
- 19 Jan 2005 15:32
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Well....now close your ears Opto...
Priscilla you know it might, as there are some that
would qualify under the catagory of Rodent quite easily..
evil grin :>)
stockbunny
- 19 Jan 2005 16:12
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Fresh pot of tea brewed - anyone want a cup?
stockbunny
- 19 Jan 2005 16:37
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Too late - tea's all drunk!! :>)
Ok the bunny is leaving the building................................
BYEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jj50
- 19 Jan 2005 16:40
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Bunny, yes please to the tea.
From my experience (!!!) the Pest-a-way deluxe despatched the rodent husband very speedily but unfortunately, the mouse liked to sit on top of it!!!!! :-(
jj50
- 19 Jan 2005 16:41
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Bye bunny ....... too late. Shall put kettle on for any other malingerers.
optomistic
- 19 Jan 2005 16:44
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That's me jj, yes please.
Spaceman
- 19 Jan 2005 16:44
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You lot are cruel ;-)
I was tempted to get this electronic mouse killer to deal with future mouse atacks
http://www.pestcontroldirect.co.uk/acatalog/Pest_Control_Direct__TRAPS_8.html
and I could not help but notice the charming sounding MouseCatcher Sticky Board's further down the page.
They dont mention any versions for ex boyfriends and husbands but you could contact them and ask if these traps are available in larger sizes?
Socrates
- 19 Jan 2005 17:06
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Did someone mention tea?
daves dazzlers
- 19 Jan 2005 17:10
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Over here macca on me head,,,,,,,,,jimi t,,,,well his nickname is telescopic,,,,,shame he didn`t wind his f*****g legs in last night.
Big up man utd we`re on at 4/7 to win..