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Has it stopped raining?

Afternoon. A ham sandwich and a coffee please. I have it over there under the umbrella.

Psss, his not realised

Wait for it..........

Excuse me, d'you mind if I sit he..............EEK! Waaaaaah, cancel the sandwich and coffee! (Zooooooooooooooom) TAXI!!!!!!!!!

Morning all, up in Norfolk for a couple of days, sunny and bright at the moment but it wont last ;-)

Any chance of a Danish before I go off for a bike ride?

Thick fog here early this morning, but it soon cleared when I opened the bathroom window.

There is a serious pollution warning out for the south of England so it can't have been the shower that caused socks' problem in the bathroom.

Is that a serious warning of pollution or a warning of serious pollution? Do I live in the south of England? I suppose that depends on where you are?

Morning all.

Say's he, 10 minutes in the afternoon.

I suppose I'd better make elevenses.

I need my sleep.

Go sleepies then Keaydian, I'll have a cuppa with Socco in the meantime :>)
Got a chocolate cake in the oven for tea :>)

(Groan) I've been hiding under this tarpaulin for ages now. I'm hungry and I can smell chocolate cake! I wonder if I can sneak in and out of Lambys without KEAYDIAN seeling me?

Tough to say really Kim.....only about another 1/2 hour and you can have choccie cake, in the meantime I'll leave a ham sarnie on the window ledge for you....

(Whispering) Thanks Bunny!

(whispering) that's OK.........

(Tick, tick, tick, squeak, Tick, tick tick, squeak.) (Cycle repair man) Cor blimey, you still unda that tarpawlin mate? Bike's done, you won't 'ave a prob wiv it from now on.

But it squeaks!

Yea, wew, it's der brakes innit! Saarmbody's had dar blocks off and it'll nevva be quite right agin mate. But you know wot? Naar worries mate, if someone nicks it agin, yar'll be able ta 'ear 'em go! Know wot ah mean mate?

(Tick, tick, tick, squeak, Tick, tick tick, squeak.) I'll leave it outside the door for KEAYDIAN to find. He should be pleased. I think.
Well, yes I see your point. How much?

A pony mate.

Oh, I don't keep animals, would 30 do instead.

Haha, well yea, even betta actually. Ta. Be seein ya!

i appreciate this is probably the wrong thread for a serious question but i know there are wise people actively using this thread.....[flatttery normally works....]
does anyone know the epic for the nikkei 225 index. unfortunately am only a lower level user and can't persuade the machine to just show me.
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Alex

Try TOKN Alex. Have a ham sandwich and a coffee first though!

A little late but choccie cake done and if anyone wants some today help yourselves.