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(whispering) that's OK.........

(Tick, tick, tick, squeak, Tick, tick tick, squeak.) (Cycle repair man) Cor blimey, you still unda that tarpawlin mate? Bike's done, you won't 'ave a prob wiv it from now on.

But it squeaks!

Yea, wew, it's der brakes innit! Saarmbody's had dar blocks off and it'll nevva be quite right agin mate. But you know wot? Naar worries mate, if someone nicks it agin, yar'll be able ta 'ear 'em go! Know wot ah mean mate?

(Tick, tick, tick, squeak, Tick, tick tick, squeak.) I'll leave it outside the door for KEAYDIAN to find. He should be pleased. I think.
Well, yes I see your point. How much?

A pony mate.

Oh, I don't keep animals, would 30 do instead.

Haha, well yea, even betta actually. Ta. Be seein ya!

i appreciate this is probably the wrong thread for a serious question but i know there are wise people actively using this thread.....[flatttery normally works....]
does anyone know the epic for the nikkei 225 index. unfortunately am only a lower level user and can't persuade the machine to just show me.
ta
Alex

Try TOKN Alex. Have a ham sandwich and a coffee first though!

A little late but choccie cake done and if anyone wants some today help yourselves.

(Creep, creep) Mmmmmmm Choccie cake. The BEST! Better go before KEAYDIAN sees me. (Creep, creep)

Tea 'n' coffee is ready folks! :>)

Morning. Coffee by the taxi rank please.

Ona dull, wet day like what today am, only a full English breakfast will do. I'll get cooking.

(Sniff, sniff) Mmmm. Bacon, egg, sausage etc (drool), keep the engine running driver.

(Creep, creep) FEB to go please.

One takeaway FEB, please dispose of the packaging tidily. A wheelie bin would be a good option.

Yes, I would put it in the bin round the back but of course that is now floating somewhere in the main shipping lane.

Morning all, thought it best to be up early today.

Got to pop out so I'll leave Socco to handle the feeding and watering LOL

Stick the bacon on Socs.

Bunny, can you get some bread while you're out please.

Morning all, not yet wet here is Norfolk but I think a FEB is still a good idea, if there is any left that is?

Could someone remind me when Summer starts?

Wet and cold in the Vale of Clwyd. Will be sampling a different wet and cold tomorrow - a few pints of Bombardier and London Pride in the Argyll Arms in Soho. So ho good!

Summer, called off for this year.

Where's my bacon sandwich?


and has Kim been in, his still got my bike?