Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

The suicide rate is about normal for the UK. It is up and down each year. The previous highest rate was in 2002 when Labour were in power.

GF - Not looking for an argument, but really you do talk shite! council tax, ground rent, office supplies? How about Sky Sports, Movies that these people can miraculously afford, 20 fags a day plus spending time in the pubs. Lets have another child and claim more child benefit. The problem thanks to the last Labour Govt escalated well out of control and unfortunately it's the children produced that are suffering. Frankly any suicides of these so called parents good riddance to bad rubbish, the unfortunate offsprings left behind are better off without them. Harsh but true. It's a cruel world, prime example Ed Milliband shafting his own brother and his partner in crime Edd Balls, now there's a surname to conjure with, at least his wife has a iota of common sense sticking with her maiden name. History repeats Cons become complacent in power, electorate vote Labour despite the odds, fxxk up the economy and the whole circus regurgitates yet again. Galls me to say it, Tanker has a point vote UKIP. Or if your name is Fred1 New Keep The Red Flag Flying High. Tosser! Rant over!

The £53 pound figure is nonsense. The guy that started it all off has now admitted that he gets £156 per week and also gets housing benefit and working tax credit. There have been complaints about the original BBC interview because they did not do enough research on the guy.

Chris Im sorry mate but youve been taking in too far much right wing propaganda from the right wing press no doubt.

We all know that yes their will be skivers shirkers etc etc, but believe me these people are in the minority but are magnified by the press.

If you were to believe the SUN today they make out I D Smith was a normal average working class boy, a boy who joined the forces as a squady.

Fact is his father was Group Captain in the Royal Air Force and his mother was a Balerina. They were in fact stinking rich.

He joined the Royal Military Academy at Sandhurst and was subsequently commissioned into the Scots Guards for a position as an officer........ends

Just goes to show how the right wing press manipulate people and the way George (Giddeon) Osbourne seeks to divide and rule working class ordinary people.

Cynic the challenge still stands.

ps, is this true???.........

cynic- 03 Apr 2013 18:49 - 22731 of 22761

actually, i don't think i have to pay for my prescriptions now i'm over 65.....ends


My god you must have aged then since those photos you posted on here 2 years ago ,you know the ones were you showed you and your buddies cycling on your bikes .

You taking some kind of miracle anti aging pills?.

Anyway the challenge still stands, are you up for it?? or do you want to duck out?.

no, it's good genes! ... i think you'll find i still look near as dammit the same (67 end july) .... if i could work out how to post pix here, i'ld put up another from last year's trip to prove the point .... this year, it'll be the usual +/-200 miles just south of the loire - loches (just south of tours), valencay, buzancais, poitiers, parthenay, loudun and back to loches

i'm happy to do a food budget for a week
how much will you allow me? ...... i think £20 from £56 may be a bit heavy

i doubt very much that i'll have time to go to the s'market today and i'm off tomorrow to see number one son + d-in-l + 2 beasts .... however, i have already formulated in my mind a balanced shopping list to eat properly for a week = breakfast, lunch, dinner ..... i'll write it out and post later

with reluctance (i hate the place) i'll go to sainsbury's as it'll be a bit cheaper than waitrose, but i'll also use my local farm shop and possibly butcher too ...... we have a market in marlow every week which will be cheaper than even sainsbury's for some items, but it's on a wednesday so been and gone

cynic- You liked it when it was Waitrose. ;-)

it wasn't great (bit tatty and tacky) though i know it was one of the best performing stores in the group ..... Beloved goes to beaconsfield, and i too have been there ..... that is a very good s'market, but then i believe it is one of the flagship stores

sainsbury's completely missed plot and trick when opening in marlow ..... it's a huge site, but it's not aimed nearly high enough - to put it as gently as i can

Previously posted on a different thread but many might not have seen it.

Of course there are no benifits being paid to those that do not deserve them!

I have just received the the latest computer from Dell which has a Polish keyboard.

This keyboard has several shortcuts that take you direct to the following,

How to claim

Attendance Allowance
Attendance Allowance (Your Partner)
Bereavement benefits
Blue Badge Scheme
Carer's Allowance
Carer's Allowance (Your Partner)
Carer's assessment
Child Benefit
Child Tax Credit
Community care services
Community transport
Concessionary Fares
Constant Attendance Allowance
Disability Living Allowance
Legal Aid

I think its been designed for when the Bulgarians and Romainians arrive at the start of next year!

CYNIC CHICKENED OUT I SEE. He knows the challenge is for 52 weeks or more and isnt just about food.

Like I said when shove comes to push these gobby right wingers couldnt do what disabled/sick real poor people are having to do day in day out for not just 52 weeks but far more in most cases.

All wind and -iss.

love it greek ... are you sure it's not a hangover from 1st april?

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sticky (and 3m)
my provisional shopping list is as below ......

protein
3/4/5 from 7 ..... chicken livers, belly pork, ham hock, lamb breast, pulses (prob dried haricots), cheddar, feta

vegetables
4/5 from 8 ....... leeks, potatoes, carrots, onions, cabbage, garlic, apples, clementines

carbs
2 from 3 ....... potatoes (already in veg), pasta, couscous

miscellaneous ....... chicken carcasses (they're free), porridge oats, bread, butter, milk, tea bags, tinned tomatoes, vegetable oil (olive oil if enough in kitty)

sticky .... i have not ducked out at all ..... it is you now trying to move the goalposts as i think you see the sand slipping from beneath your feet

i only ever volunteered to feed you well, healthily and economically as that is where my knowledge lies ....

you have my initial week's shopping list above, but there is plenty of variation in there and also other things i could have added ...... i started out at £20 a week for food, but volunteered that i thought it a bit heavy, so asked for your suggestion of a sensible food budget from £56 (remember your rent and council tax is paid) .....

btw, those who are disabled, chronically ill etc etc get (are genuinely entitled) to many more benefits than just the £56 that was first mooted - i believe the £56 is unemployment benefit only

Ohhhh dear cynic.

take it like a man.

Cameron is trying to force people to accept low paid jobs even if they are well qualified. They cannot live, so accept any job.

This will benefit the companies the most.

i stick by word ..... read back to what i wrote, and if i am wrong, then please c+p to show so ..... meanwhile, do you wish to prolong the debate on eating well, healthily and economically? ..... if so, then please set a sensible budget for weekly food shopping from the £56 and i'll follow through

Imagine a jobless academic to work as cashier, driver or web-designer for a small company.

That's only good for companies not individuals.

in that instance, Cameron is absolutely right ..... just because you have good (who says?) qualifications does not mean the world is gagging to give you a job ..... my local taxi firm has a number of drivers who were made redundant from decent jobs ..... one of the gardening firms that operates around here has an oxford graduate working for him

Daftland

We live in a country called Daftland
The England we knew is no more
Where sensible people do ludicrous things
Or risk breaking some Daftland law.

In Daftland we've police dogs with muzzles
Less the villain has cause to complain
And to steal from a shop and say 'sorry'
Means your free with no stain to your name.

You had better leave lights on in buildings
When you lock up and go home at night
'cause the burglars might hurt themselves entering
And there's no way you'll be in the right.

When speaking be wary in Daftland
As some terms that you've used all your life
Now have connotations unintended
And you'll end up in all sorts of strife.

We elect politicians in Daftland
To give us the laws of the land
Yet eight laws in ten now come from abroad
The whole thing has got out of hand.

The exception to this is the hero
Who fought for this land in the war
He's old and he's sick, he might cost us a bit
So he's not welcome here any more.

When the history is written of Daftland
Historians may just recall
That the craziest people in Daftland
Were the public who put up with it all.

Work harder; millions on benefits depend on your taxes!