- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Socks - you can skip reading them a story..

Socks, if your asking what colour my Ghosty is, my lovely new bride! well she is a warm glow of love, with a twinkle in her misty gaze.

Chocy, i did not say all have been children.

Hummm, well if she has a warm glow there must be some colour to her, so she must be just a pigment of your imagination!

...ohhh poochie-poo...I didn't say you said that.

Time to slope off for my 30 minutes' worth :)

Menageration, Socks... ;)

You mean i just married a pigment of my imagination! I think your right Socks! i just made love to me pillow.

Ohh, nasty!

chocolat, p.d. would be better p.w acceptable ;-)

Right it bed time for me, and hopefully time for the mouse to getup feeling hungry and to find one of the nice surprises I have left for him.

And as part of my get fit before I die program I will be off for a bike ride first thing in the morning, trouble is I am going with my mate Tony and Tony likes about 5 minutes bike riding followed by a cup of coffee and a bacon sandwitch.

The equator is a menagerie lion running round the middle of the earth.

Everyone seems to be going to bed, so goodnight one and all, and all for one.


Ghosty: night poochy.
Poochy: night ghosty. x

Goodnight Goldie.

Since it is late there is perhaps time for a slightly risque joke, just hang around whilst I type it up, back in a mo.

Just before Christmas, hubby came home and asked his wife what she had done that day.

She replied, "I had sex with the milkman, gave him 50p and then fed him a slap-up breakfast".

"Good heavens" said hubby, "whatever possessed you to do that?"

"Well", said wifey, "when I asked you what to give the milkman for his Christmas Box, you said f**k the milkman, give him 50p." "The breakfast was my idea".

Time now for me to retire, to bed that is. See you all on the morrow. Goodnight.

Morning all. Coffee brewing, fresh croissants/pain au chocolat on the bar.

Busy in here last night - I thought GDs little friend
would be called Claudia not Ghosty :-)

Morning all,just.

LW,we got dumped out fair & square,,still drinking the cape white & playing the golf.

Tea please,!!!!!!!and where`s my bag?

Cafe closed today?

Yes - food inspectors found mice.

Hopefully not Opto - but there again we could have had the
environmental health people round again - they were slightly
concerned about a couple of things last time - like Socs storing
his trifle in buckets and Poochy storing his half-chewed bones
in the fridge.
;>)

OK - fire's lit - it's damn cold out there people!!
Coffee and tea on, bar fully stocked, ovens on,
some light music playing for background interest,
I think we're ready for business!!! :>)

Ah T-I-M and what can I get you Sir?
That's legal and above board and non-offensive to us animals?
:>)

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food - I am still trying to get the lbs. that I put on over Christmas off.