UK Time kick off.

Aussie's were poor , got up to watch it but fell asleep after 20 minutes. New Zealand look a shadow of the team they are with Carter in it but I still think they'll win it.

Current betfair odds :

NZ 1.67
Aus 6.2
Wal 7.2
Fra 9.6

I think Fra should be 6.2 and Aus 9.6 but I know nothing.

Lol M , if the ferry had sunk don't think anyone would have rushed to save any of the England party.

Put BBC Wales on if your bored M.

Wales RWC 2011 Anthem "Sam Our Captain"

An Englishman, an Irishman, & a Scotsman walk into a bar & ask the barman where the Welshman is. The Barman replies, "Still in New Zealand".

I am stealing that joke

That joke is only any good for Welshmen.

:-)

Try these:

Welsh rugby player: "Doctor, doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror - I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?"
Doctor: "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."

.......

Why do Welsh rugby players like smart women?
Opposites attract.

.......

Why do people tend to hate Welsh Rugby players on sight?
Because it saves time.

.......

Welsh Rugby player in Chinese restaurant:
"Waiter, these noodles are a bit crunchy."
Waiter: "That's because they're chopsticks, Sir."

.......

A Welshman went to the doctor one day and said:
"I've just been playing Rugby and when I got back I found that when I touched my legs, my arms, my head, my tummy and everywhere else, it really hurt."
So the doctor said: "You've obviously broken your finger, boyo"

.......

Second Welsh rugby player in restaurant:
"Waiter, this vinegar is rather lumpy."
Waiter: "That's because they're pickled onions, Sir."

Just went in a fancy dress shop to get a vampire costume but when the shop assisant handed me an England rugby shirt I told her she must have misheard me as I said I wanted to look like a COUNT !

IRB World Rankings - 10 October 2011

1(1) NEW ZEALAND 90.62
2(3) AUSTRALIA 87.21
3(2) SOUTH AFRICA 84.34
4(6) WALES 83.21

Preistland out injured and replaced by Hook for Saturday , rest of the team unchanged.

Bring it on !

Thanks for that information Dil not sure how I would have managed to get through the next few days without it.

Who do I want to win Saturday? I feel like a guy trying to decide whether to top himself using arsenic of cyanide. My gut feel is to wish for a French win so I can type lots of LOLs like you do when we lose.

Support France M ... you got uck else right so far :-)


And the good news is after suffering from a stinking head cold all week I now feel well enough for some light training tonight before declaring myself fit for Wetherspoons Saturday.

Dil - enjoy it :-)

Even though it will all end in tears :O)

Unlike yours which started with tears and then got worse :-)

For anyone struggling with land of my fathers anthem here is a phonetic version :0)

my hen laid a haddock, one hand oiled a flea,
glad farts and centurions threw dogs in the sea,
I could stew a hare here and brandish dan's flan,
don's ruddy bog's blocked up with sand.
dad, dad, why don't you oil auntie glad
can whores appear in beer bottle pie,
Oh butter the hens as they fly

LOL :-)

Welsh world cup anthem now available to download at iTunes , sing up boys :-)


We came over from old blighty,
Warren Gatland's army and me,
We're here to take the cup all the way home, (all the way home)
Six quid for a pint,
A grand for the flight,
With Sam our captain we'll take the cup home!

So hoist up the John B Sail,
See how the main sail sails,
Call for the captain ashore take the cup home, (take the cup home)
We'll take the cup home,
We'll take the cup home,
With Sam our captain,
We'll take the cup home!

Martin Johnson's a bitter man, (he's a b*stard)
Without Clive he has no plan, (he's a b*stard)
He always bitches and moans like a true pom, (like a true pom)
He's losing his hair,
But we don't care,
With Sam our captain we'll take the cup home!

So hoist up the John B Sail,
See how the main sail sails,
Call for the captain ashore take the cup home, (take the cup home)
We'll take the cup home,
We'll take the cup home,
With Sam our captain,
We'll take the cup home!

Andy Powell's a friend of mine, (he's an alci)
He drives buggies in his spare time, (he's an alci)
He once gave me a lift down the M4, (down the M4)
But he went the wrong way,
In the nick for a day,
With Sam our captain we'll take the cup home!

So hoist up the John B Sail,
See how the main sail sails,
Call for the captain ashore take the cup home, (take the cup home)
We'll take the cup home,
We'll take the cup home,
With Sam our captain,
We'll take the cup home!

Jamie Robert's got a clever mind,
He'll be a doctor in 2 years time,
He always gets the ball over gain lines, (over gain lines)
They can't tackle him,
So Wales will win,
With Sam our captain we'll take the cup home!

So hoist up the John B Sail,
See how the main sail sails,
Call for the captain ashore take the cup home, (take the cup home)
We'll take the cup home,
We'll take the cup home,
With Sam our captain,
We'll take the cup home!

Mike Phillips is a handsome guy, (he's a beauty)
He's a model in his spare time, (he's a beauty)
He always pulls the best birds when he's on tour, (when he's on tour)
Last night he had 4!
He's not jealous of me,
'Cos he's shagged Duffy!
With Sam our captain we'll take the cup home!

So hoist up the John B Sail,
See how the main sail sails,
Call for the captain ashore take the cup home, (take the cup home)
We'll take the cup home,
We'll take the cup home,
With Sam our captain,
We'll take the cup home!

Wayne Barnes is a laughing stock, (he's a w*nker)
He's got a tiny little c*ck, (he's a w*nker)
James hook asked him to go to TMO, (TMO)
But Barnsey said no!
He can't do his job,
We think he's a knob,
With Sam our captain we'll take the cup home!

So hoist up the John B Sail,
See how the main sail sails,
Call for the captain ashore take the cup home, (take the cup home)
We'll take the cup home,
We'll take the cup home,
With Sam our captain,
We'll take the cup home!

So hoist up the John B Sail,
See how the main sail sails,
Call for the captain ashore take the cup home, (take the cup home)
We'll take the cup home,
We'll take the cup home,
With Sam our captain,
We'll take the cup home!

Hows your enquiry going into why your so sh*te guys ?

:-)

... with Sam our captain we'll bring the cup home !

I see tomorrow morning is filled with upstairs downstairs on ITV3 from 8:30 - that's me sorted - I was wondering what to watch :-)