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Lambykins's Dutch Coffee House - ADULTS ONLY (LAMB)     

Spaceman - 28 Jan 2005 23:56


CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

kimoldfield - 16 Sep 2008 12:05 - 22836 of 24230

Food or Guinness?, food or Guinness? BIG decision. Well, Guinness is sort of food. Yep, staying here.

Trevor The Triffid - 16 Sep 2008 12:08 - 22837 of 24230

(deep voice)

Excuse me (taps Kim), is this the Guinness queue?

stockbunny - 16 Sep 2008 12:16 - 22838 of 24230

GET OUT!!!! (points accusing finger at trevor)

OK more sausages in buns ready now and just to make things easier, they are by the guinness so you can grab a sausage bun in one hand and a guinness in the other :>)

kimoldfield - 16 Sep 2008 12:23 - 22839 of 24230

(Grab, gulp, munch) Mmmph, thanks Bunny! Er, how did Trevor come back to life?

kimoldfield - 16 Sep 2008 12:24 - 22840 of 24230

Oops.

KEAYDIAN - 16 Sep 2008 12:25 - 22841 of 24230

Poor Kim, perhaps you've been over doing things.

KEAYDIAN - 16 Sep 2008 12:26 - 22842 of 24230

& Bunny as well. You both could maybe do with a break. Trevor departed us a while back. You must be hearing things.

kimoldfield - 16 Sep 2008 12:26 - 22843 of 24230

Maybe I'm hallucinating....lack of food and Guinness.

stockbunny - 16 Sep 2008 12:29 - 22844 of 24230

Hmmm well I'm not.........more guinness chaps?

kimoldfield - 16 Sep 2008 12:32 - 22845 of 24230

Yes please! I'm drinking to forget.

KEAYDIAN - 16 Sep 2008 12:36 - 22846 of 24230

I'm stuck, I've only the one pair of hands. How do I have my usual double of everything if drink and food is both being served?

stockbunny - 16 Sep 2008 12:39 - 22847 of 24230

Easy...wedge one guinness between elbow and chest, put another guinness in the hand of that arm.......wedge one bun between teeth and with remaining free hand grab other bun.....

kimoldfield - 16 Sep 2008 12:39 - 22848 of 24230

I'll hold a sausage bap for you.

kimoldfield - 16 Sep 2008 12:40 - 22849 of 24230

Oh, KEAYDIAN's fallen over!

stockbunny - 16 Sep 2008 12:59 - 22850 of 24230

What is it they say about males amd multi-tasking or lack thereof......it is necessary having loaded yourself up to put one foot in front of the other in other to move................................gawd.........................

KEAYDIAN - 16 Sep 2008 13:01 - 22851 of 24230

Overload!

stockbunny - 16 Sep 2008 13:03 - 22852 of 24230

Well if you can't manage that try stuffing the buns into your pockets and holding one guinness in each hand.....

KEAYDIAN - 16 Sep 2008 13:13 - 22853 of 24230

I'll give it a go.

KEAYDIAN - 16 Sep 2008 13:15 - 22854 of 24230

(pedal pedal pedal)

(weave weave weave)

(chomp chomp chomp)

(gulp gulp gulp)

OUT THE WAY, (ding ding ding honk honk) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

kimoldfield - 16 Sep 2008 14:13 - 22855 of 24230

Well at least it wasn't my fault this time that his bike is broken!
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