CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Poor Kim, perhaps you've been over doing things.

& Bunny as well. You both could maybe do with a break. Trevor departed us a while back. You must be hearing things.

Maybe I'm hallucinating....lack of food and Guinness.

Hmmm well I'm not.........more guinness chaps?

Yes please! I'm drinking to forget.

I'm stuck, I've only the one pair of hands. How do I have my usual double of everything if drink and food is both being served?

Easy...wedge one guinness between elbow and chest, put another guinness in the hand of that arm.......wedge one bun between teeth and with remaining free hand grab other bun.....

I'll hold a sausage bap for you.

Oh, KEAYDIAN's fallen over!

What is it they say about males amd multi-tasking or lack thereof......it is necessary having loaded yourself up to put one foot in front of the other in other to move................................gawd.........................

Overload!

Well if you can't manage that try stuffing the buns into your pockets and holding one guinness in each hand.....

I'll give it a go.

(pedal pedal pedal)

(weave weave weave)

(chomp chomp chomp)

(gulp gulp gulp)

OUT THE WAY, (ding ding ding honk honk) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

Well at least it wasn't my fault this time that his bike is broken!

Urmmmmm

Sorry folks, I've been doing the Rip Van Winkle thing and been asleep in the hammock, so I've neglected my duties. Good to see that Bunny has kept things going with the hot dogs etc.

Tomorrows lunch wil be a la carte, well a la fish and chip wagon to be more accurate. Not too many of them around these days, it's the insurance, you just can't get it at a reasonable price. Never mind, there will be all the usual chippy fayre, even to battered and fried Mars Bars.

Not a good day on the market is it? I may have to go back to sleep and ask someone to wake me up when the FTSE gets down to single figures. Next week perhaps!

No worries we shall wake you up if it happens Socco ;>)

Good grief! This place is a mess; broken bottles, Guinness and sausage buns all over the floor. Hmm, KEAYDIAN's stuffed his bike in the bin. I'm sure I can mend it. I'll be as quiet as I can be, don't want to wake Socrates, he's there 'til Christmas.

you must be all stunned by the Feds, where's my pint? (please)

(Tinker, tinker) Shhh! Socrates is sleeping! Guinness is over there. Nearly have this bike fixed, a couple of turns of the spanner should do it. (Snap) Oops.