CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Mmm, nice and fresh, nothing quite like it!

(clink click) (clink clinck of my spurs)

Howdy. Like me outfit?

Give me a scotch, and slide it down the bar cowboy style.

Howdy! Here ya cowboy! (slide), (slither - splash) Oops!

(draws)

I don't think it's nice you laughing, boy.

(bang)

Damn! That was a brand noo stetson! (Draws...................but pencil breaks)

Pssss It's a cap gun, look.

(bang bang)

Oops.

I'm out of here.

I'm going to sit down, cap in hand.

OK I am of to Zurich for a few days please look after the place for me.

You look after the Gnomes, we'll look after here, no problem.

Oh, and have a good trip, be it work or PLEASURE :o>

Excuse me for a few minutes, it's my turn to take the ant for a walk.

I'll put the kettle on.

OK er, nettle tea and um, (rummage, rummage) er, digestive biscuits ready.

(chomp chomp chomp)

They're a bit soft

(gobble gobble gobble)

Mmm, let me see, erm best before by date......er, 20.10.2001. Oh.

(Rummage, rummage) There's some HobNobs here, best before 2.5.2007. Um, I could microwave 'em.

(Rummage, rummage) There's some HobNobs here, best before 2.5.2007. Um, I could microwave 'em.

We heard you the first time, cloth ears.

I'm back! Gosh, that ant can really walk. I am completely cream-crackered so I had better have some elevenses and lunch, all together.

During my walk I met a blonde lady friend, she was driving a tractor which surprised me a bit. I asked her what she was doing and she said it was her new job. Previously she had told me she was going to work in a chemist, hence my surprise. She had thought she was answering a job advert for a pharmacist but it was actually for a farm assistant.

Mind you, I shouldn't have been surprised really, she thought a condom was a block of flats in America!