And I hope one of these turns up in your stocking...

Here's to a good Christmas, if it goes too well you can always win friends and influence people by using these jokes instead of the sh*t ones in crackers

Question: What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Answer: Sandy Claws. ha ha bloody ha

Question: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho. ho-ho

Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite.

Question: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.

Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Answer: Claustrophobic.

Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Answer: Snowflakes.


Question: What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
Answer: It was wound up already.


apologies to all, any better ones pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

Steve O :-))

Q. How do you make an idiot laugh on Boxing Day?
A. Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve.

Hope everyone has a good one and forgets about shares for a few days!

Cheers
Bones

Health, Wealth & Happiness to us all lets Hope 2007 is a good one :)



Smiler :)

i'LL drink to that.

I am in Tenerife, soaking up the sun, and hopefully when I return to the UK Christmas will have vanished.

Bah... humbug.

Tune my Sleigh

ummm Kayak, yes sorry but the male continguent leaves a lot to be desired, can't we have a better, more hunky, rough type of guy....like Bullie :>))

Anyways just done my last trade for the year so have a good one, and wish everyone more than anything, a happy and healthy new year!

Amber xx

Trading finished for the week, so HAPPY XMAS AND A PROSPEROUS AND HEALTHY NEW YEAR TO ALL.

splat

Kayak

Seasons greeting to u and yours, may 2007 be exceptional for us all.

Has anyone else noticed that Christmas is spelt wrong in post 25. It's only took me a couple of weeks to notice it. Don't tell me! You all have!
And, yes, I have copied it and sent it to folks!
:-)))))))

Just tell them you started on the drink early ! :))

smiler. I think they know that anyway.
:-hic )))))))))

Have a good one guys and gals.

All the best for xmas and New Year.

Dil

Same to you Dil and a prosperous 2007. I knew you had a heart under that sharp tongue!!

Merry Christmas everyone :-)

I think I had a glass too many tonight, ... kept seeing lots of Santa dancing with lots of snowman in post #26 :-))

Perhaps not politically correct but I now do not see the point of wishing EVERYONE a merry Christmas, certainly not those who has been and will continue to scheme to exploit others. But an extra merry Xmas to the otherwise.

Wonder how the David Kelly family will celebrate Xmas this year and whether they will have genunie goodwill towards EVERYONE ...

Oh for F's sake, axdpc, give it a rest. Do try to enjoy yourself this Xmas :)