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(Rummage, rummage) There's some HobNobs here, best before 2.5.2007. Um, I could microwave 'em.

We heard you the first time, cloth ears.

I'm back! Gosh, that ant can really walk. I am completely cream-crackered so I had better have some elevenses and lunch, all together.

During my walk I met a blonde lady friend, she was driving a tractor which surprised me a bit. I asked her what she was doing and she said it was her new job. Previously she had told me she was going to work in a chemist, hence my surprise. She had thought she was answering a job advert for a pharmacist but it was actually for a farm assistant.

Mind you, I shouldn't have been surprised really, she thought a condom was a block of flats in America!

I keep my Ayia Napa holiday condoms in a block of flats :o)

Morning all, from a dull and grey Zurich, drove down yesterday to stay with my brother for a couple of days.

Not seen the gnomes yet but I will look out fro them later when I am in the town centre.

Soc, look after that ant, i am sure ants do make good pets but they are very easy to lose and a lot of other wildlife likes eating them.

When I was about 17 in the sixth form at school me and a mate had pet wasps, we tied cotton to them and they flew along behind us, very nice except if they got a chance they dived at us and stung...

You mean a mate and I.

Didn't know you were there KEAYDIAN, did you have a wasp as well? ;o)

No no no. I'm correcting the poor grammer.

Persoanlly I hate wasps.

Lmabs are bearable but wasps are a big no.

O, I cee.

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Che cosa?

Oh em about half past nine.

GUINNESS TIME!!!!!

Large black coffee for me please. Heads a pounding from last night.

What you need is a FEB, you crack the eggs, I'll put the frying on the stove, bung in the sausages, bacon.........there we go, add mushrooms, tomatoes, ant .................. ant? OH NOOOOOooooo! :、o(

(collapse)

I think we can save him KEAYDIAN. KEAYDIAN?? Oh hell. Where's the defribrillator? Ah, there it is. Erm, who first? Ant I think.................(Zzzzzzttttt) Clear! (Whap, ping!) Err, wh...where did Ant go?

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Phew! KEAYDIAN's alive, snoring but alive haha! THERE"S ANT!!! He's ok, haha! on the end of KEAYDIAN's nose. Fantastic! Whoa, wait, no Ant, don't go in there!!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacho............zzz zzz zzz zzz