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I keep my Ayia Napa holiday condoms in a block of flats :o)

Morning all, from a dull and grey Zurich, drove down yesterday to stay with my brother for a couple of days.

Not seen the gnomes yet but I will look out fro them later when I am in the town centre.

Soc, look after that ant, i am sure ants do make good pets but they are very easy to lose and a lot of other wildlife likes eating them.

When I was about 17 in the sixth form at school me and a mate had pet wasps, we tied cotton to them and they flew along behind us, very nice except if they got a chance they dived at us and stung...

You mean a mate and I.

Didn't know you were there KEAYDIAN, did you have a wasp as well? ;o)

No no no. I'm correcting the poor grammer.

Persoanlly I hate wasps.

Lmabs are bearable but wasps are a big no.

O, I cee.

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Che cosa?

Oh em about half past nine.

GUINNESS TIME!!!!!

Large black coffee for me please. Heads a pounding from last night.

What you need is a FEB, you crack the eggs, I'll put the frying on the stove, bung in the sausages, bacon.........there we go, add mushrooms, tomatoes, ant .................. ant? OH NOOOOOooooo! :、o(

(collapse)

I think we can save him KEAYDIAN. KEAYDIAN?? Oh hell. Where's the defribrillator? Ah, there it is. Erm, who first? Ant I think.................(Zzzzzzttttt) Clear! (Whap, ping!) Err, wh...where did Ant go?

zzz zzz zzz zzz

Phew! KEAYDIAN's alive, snoring but alive haha! THERE"S ANT!!! He's ok, haha! on the end of KEAYDIAN's nose. Fantastic! Whoa, wait, no Ant, don't go in there!!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacho............zzz zzz zzz zzz

Morning all - ok bumpy day ahead - guinness on tap, tea on tap, food as and when as we all are likely to be busy, so danish, toast and cereals on the go for now.

Excellent! That'll do me. I'll put Guinness on my corn flakes to save time, it'll be a while before Ant gets down from the ceiling, so I'll take it outside in the sun.

Where's my fish n chips?