OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

(thud thud thud)

I'm feeling a bit dicky with this rocking about!

Gawd......

It's dark in here!

Stop the rocking..........

Ohhhh no.....urrrrghhhhhh........................urgggghhhhhhhhhhh

Ill catch up Monday by which time hopefully they will have got back - good job I postponed the chippie run - Monday then folks LOL

(Gasp, groan, scrabble) Ouch! Slid on this unexpected snow and went into a ditch! Bike seems to be ok. I think this is going to be a long ride! (pedal, pedal, puff, pant, slip, slide, pedal)

Haddock and chips for next Friday please bunny, I shoud be back from bloody Athens by then.

Garden looks much better without all those sheds.

Anyone see KEAYDIAN ??

(Pedal, pedal, slip, slide, crash bang wallop) Ouch!
(Pedal, pedal)
(Puff, pant)
(Gasp) Well, this looks like the right place (Howwwwl, cackle, cackle!) (Gulp) Wha....what was that?!

Em,........where am I?

(Whispering) Is that you KEAYDIAN? You are on Mad Farmer Jack's farm in the Outer Hebrides! Don't worry, (Getting nearer - Howwwwl, cackle, cackle!) (gulp) I'll get you out. Now where's the key? Oh no! It's on the hook in Bunny's Beer Basement! Um, er, I'll just go back for it. Won't be a mo.

(Pedal, pedal, slip, slide, pedal)

I wonder where everyone is today?

(Puff, pant, slip, slide, pedal.)

I wonder if the ferry is running today?

I wonder where Bunny is? If she is not in soon I will have to make do with beans on fried bread.

This week I'm in the Outer Hebrides......so join me as we go............thrrroooooough the key hole.

(outer hebrides ladies netball team changing room)


Cooooooor looks at those.

(Rushes in through Bunny's door) Afternoon Soco! (Grabs key from hook) Sorry, can't stop, I have to rescue kEAYDIAN. It's a good job the ferry is running! :o)

Euch! That was a bit of a rough crossing.

(Pedal, pedal)

(Howwwwl, cackle, cackle, heh, heh!)

Well here I am, back again, can't get near KEAYDIAN's shed, it's surrounded by women dressed in hockey gear. They don't look like they intend to play any hockey though. What's that in the middle? A cauldron! Oh, oh!

There may be trouble ahead.

I'll sing that song in one!