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Lambykins's Dutch Coffee House - ADULTS ONLY (LAMB)     

Spaceman - 28 Jan 2005 23:56


CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

kimoldfield - 07 Oct 2008 10:16 - 23197 of 24230

BA had better fit a chimney.

KEAYDIAN - 07 Oct 2008 10:23 - 23198 of 24230

(puff puff)

I look more like Sherlock Holmes than a shifty guy.

Ho hum never mind.

kimoldfield - 07 Oct 2008 10:28 - 23199 of 24230

Watson telly?

KEAYDIAN - 07 Oct 2008 10:34 - 23200 of 24230

Elementary my dear Kim.

KEAYDIAN - 07 Oct 2008 10:34 - 23201 of 24230

This pipe ain't bad

(puff puff)

kimoldfield - 07 Oct 2008 10:48 - 23202 of 24230

(Cough, cough) Elementary? I'd rather see a documentary. (Cough, cough)

KEAYDIAN - 07 Oct 2008 10:52 - 23203 of 24230

(puff puff)

Who said that? Can't see a thing with all this smoke.

(puff puff)

kimoldfield - 07 Oct 2008 11:02 - 23204 of 24230

(Cough, splutter, gasp, cough)

KEAYDIAN - 07 Oct 2008 11:38 - 23205 of 24230

(puff puff puff)

Rule 1, 2, 3, 4, 5: Nothing mentioned about pipes.

(puff puff puff)

kimoldfield - 07 Oct 2008 12:14 - 23206 of 24230

(Ping) (Cough, splutter) "This is your captain speaking (cough), we appear to (cough, cough) have a malfunction (cough, cough, cough), there is no need to worry, we are switching to auto pliot". (Mutters), "now where's that button, can't see a (cough) thing, I think it's here. (Press)

"Waaaaagggh!"

KEAYDIAN - 07 Oct 2008 12:40 - 23207 of 24230

Wake up Kim. You're in the cafe.

(puff puff puff)

kimoldfield - 07 Oct 2008 13:02 - 23208 of 24230

Waaaaaaggh! Whaaa. What? (cough, cough) Oh, phew that's a (cough, cough) relief! Hang on, FIRE!!!! FIRE!!!!!!, We're on FIRE!! Don't panic, I'll grab the fire extinguisher. (Squirt, swoosh) There, that's got it! Keaydian, why are you covered in white foam? Oh, erm, oops!

KEAYDIAN - 07 Oct 2008 13:56 - 23209 of 24230

I'm not amused

(puff)

And my pipe's wet.

kimoldfield - 07 Oct 2008 14:25 - 23210 of 24230

Here, grab this towel. Oops, didn't mean to knock the pipe out of your mouth. Um, I think your trousers are on fire!

stockbunny - 07 Oct 2008 15:50 - 23211 of 24230

Afternoon all - stay well back I'm infected.... :>(
No cooking for me for a few days, got the sniffs and sneezes and I don't think it would add anything to the food LOL
I see the level of sanity is registering normal in here ;>)

stockbunny - 07 Oct 2008 15:51 - 23212 of 24230

BTW - Keaydian you look a right nit with that pipe! Come out the back and have a normal ciggie with the bunny!

optomistic - 07 Oct 2008 15:56 - 23213 of 24230

Large brandy for you Bunny, leave the bottle there for me :0/

kimoldfield - 07 Oct 2008 15:56 - 23214 of 24230

Bunny, you're looking pretty ill. Here, let me pour you a large whisky, that should help. Put your feet up for a while. I don't think smoking will ease your sniffs and sneezes but if you must.......

kimoldfield - 07 Oct 2008 15:57 - 23215 of 24230

OK, pour the whiskey in the brandy.

KEAYDIAN - 07 Oct 2008 16:24 - 23216 of 24230

(pedal pedal pedal)

(puff puff puff)

Is it happy hour? Can I have a scotch please.
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