- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Smiths? Don't you mean Walkers?

Salt & Vinegar? Dont you mean Cheese & Onion?

So its walkers cheese and onion eh?
A lot less bovver with an hovver- bloody heathens!

Tayto cheese and onion are the only ones for true cheese and onion people i'm told.

Talking of Walkers crisps...don't you love the latest 'bollywood' ad they've
done? I crack up every time I see it.

Walkers have just bought out some new hedgehog flavoured crisps i understand they are a middle of the road snack :-)

any chance of a quick cupper 3 sugars please???

Rick
With jokes like that I think you better cut down on the sugar

:-) morning jeff how are you did you have a good weekend....

Mega...

Morning all..see you're hard at work in the office nice and early Jeff; how many cuppas have you made for the staff so far.
See PDX is going like a boeing again, bugger!

A small aside::
This woman places an ad. in the lonely hearts.
'Man wanted, must not beat me, play around and MUST be good in bed'.

Two days later, the doorbell rings; she opens the door to find a grey haired little man in a wheelchair. He says that he's answering the ad.

She sighs as she notices he has no arms or legs and asks him what use he could possibily be to her.

The old guy says that he has no arms so cannot beat her and no legs so he can't run around.

"But what about good sex?" she says.


He replys "I rung the doorbell, didn't I".

Hi LW
Not at work today, I'm sick!

What of........ Teamaking?
Get better, banking needs you!

Any chance of a Bowl of water for a thristy poochy?

Mega Bucks, Welcome to the Cafe please feel free to drop in anytime for a cuppa and a slice of Cafe homemade cake.

Crocy, Do you ever get any sleep i can not do without at least 8 hrs a night or more!.

Littlewoman, Thankyou for those kind words and sorry to hear you were feeling a little down, but here's a Poochy Kiss to make you feel better........ x

Did you notice im typing in different colours, well you will now beable to tell what mood im in by the colour of my text.......

blue.... im feeling normal and chilled!
green... im feeling very relaxed and happy!
white... im not here!
red..... im feeling hot, sexy and rampant!
black... im bored and fedup and want to drown my sorrows in a tub of Boddingtons
yellow.. im high on sex, drugs and poems! (just joking)

Right im off to the bar for a drinky.
:-)

Hightone, Bring on the Horsey tips please you know we love your horse picking powers.

Right im jumping into my cosy basket. nighty night.

Anyone seen Tiddles? The thing as run off with my slippers!

would it be possible for a bucket of tea with 3 sugars please i only have one gripe some one has put a wet spoon back in the sugar bowl,if this happens again i will have to consult the managment as this a pet hate of mine:-)you have been warned.
can you top the salt and pepper up while you are there:-)

Mega...

tea was GOOD :-)

another gripe i just tripped over someones bl**dy bike on the way out could you please have thought for other people i will check what injuries i have substained and possible put a claim in for some petty cash or a weeks supply of tea we could negotiate on this one :-)
you would be suprised what damage a handle bar can do to the some parts of your body:-)

Mega...

where is mrs mega when you want some lotion put on your body to easy the pain:-)

Hi Poochy,

Welcome back you old Dog:-)

Who shot you in the foot?

Missed you stacks

jeffmac, get well soon mate.

Me is off trading ISYS which is boring my botty!

Kettle is brewing help yer selfs

:-)

Jeff

Good MorningI'm all better and back at work, feeling worse again already. Now if you want to type in different colours, fonts etc like the flee bitten mut, then Croc has a very useful HTML editor.

http://www.ftsedow.com/editor/editor.html

In fact Crocs site is well worth visiting www.ftsedow.com .Lots of good stuff on there.

jeffmac,

Stop showing off!

:-)

Jeff

Coffee and two donuts please.

Not worried about your waistline then, snoball?