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Lambykins's Dutch Coffee House - ADULTS ONLY (LAMB)     

Spaceman - 28 Jan 2005 23:56


CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

kimoldfield - 16 Oct 2008 13:37 - 23351 of 24230

"Cooker for Lambykins?"

kimoldfield - 16 Oct 2008 13:37 - 23352 of 24230

Yes, yes over here please.

kimoldfield - 16 Oct 2008 13:38 - 23353 of 24230

"There you go mate, just sign here"

kimoldfield - 16 Oct 2008 13:38 - 23354 of 24230

Hang on, this is gas, I ordered electric!

KEAYDIAN - 16 Oct 2008 13:41 - 23355 of 24230

Come on come one

kimoldfield - 16 Oct 2008 13:41 - 23356 of 24230

"Blimey, well it's not my fault mate, I'm only the delivery man. Anyway, you've signed now, I'm off. Oh, there's a gas point there look: just connect it and you're away. Gas is more efficient. Bye"

kimoldfield - 16 Oct 2008 13:42 - 23357 of 24230

Oh, gawd. Won't be long now!

kimoldfield - 16 Oct 2008 13:44 - 23358 of 24230

(Tinker, tinker) Well that seems to be connected, all I have to do is turn this tap I suppose. (Phizzzz) Yes, it works haha! Fry up in 10 minutes

KEAYDIAN - 16 Oct 2008 13:44 - 23359 of 24230

Why are we waiting oh why are we waiting.............


Skip man still waiting to be paid.

kimoldfield - 16 Oct 2008 13:45 - 23360 of 24230

(Hissssssss) Where's the button to ignite this??? Surely it should be on the front. (Hissssssss)

kimoldfield - 16 Oct 2008 13:46 - 23361 of 24230

(Cough, cough) This is crazy! Where's the bloody button????? (Hissssssssssssssssss)

KEAYDIAN - 16 Oct 2008 13:48 - 23362 of 24230

FIND THE BUTTON.

KEAYDIAN - 16 Oct 2008 13:48 - 23363 of 24230

I best not light my pipe.

kimoldfield - 16 Oct 2008 13:48 - 23364 of 24230

Sod it, I'll use a match. (Strike.)







(BOOOOOOOOM!!!!)

Cough, cough, stagger) Um, tell the skip man there's still some work to be done (Faint)

Spaceman - 16 Oct 2008 19:50 - 23365 of 24230

Hope the place is nice and tidy now?

kimoldfield - 16 Oct 2008 22:47 - 23366 of 24230

(Scrub, gasp, hammer, hammer, paint, paint, gasp, gasp.)

kimoldfield - 17 Oct 2008 09:09 - 23367 of 24230

(Wash, wash,.. scrub, scrub,.. polish, polish.. gasp, gasp.)

ZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZ

KEAYDIAN - 17 Oct 2008 09:11 - 23368 of 24230

WAKE UP! (prod prod)

KEAYDIAN - 17 Oct 2008 09:19 - 23369 of 24230

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE UP (double prod prod)

kimoldfield - 17 Oct 2008 09:24 - 23370 of 24230

Urrgh! Grmph. ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZ
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