CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

I can hear you lot sniggering at my expense.



(sob sniff sob)

Yes Spacie by all means, I'll have an order of haddock finger fingers please, nice and hot with chips and peas please :>)

Come out Keaydian - he is really sorry.....Aren't You Kim?!.....come out...

Nooooooooooooooooooooo

(sob sniff sob)

Bunny, will you bring me some fish fingers when they're done please.....................I have no pride.

OK Lunch is served, 12000 haddock fish fingers with white bread and butter and tomato ketchup is on the bar. Help yourself.

KEAYDIAN, stop sniveling and get out here now.....

Yes, yes really, really sorry! C'mon KEAYDIAN I'll buy you fish fingers, chips, peas and a pint of Guinness.

Oh, how are you feeling today Bunny?

Any chips, peas?

I'd like a chip butty please....was Guinness mentioned :-))

(opens door to smell of fish fingers)

Bunnnnnnnnnnnnnnny!

(slam)

Kim, I'm slowly getting rid of this virus I think but it's stubborn LOL
Guinness for Opto ;>)
OK Keaydian, here you go, lunch (knock-knock)

Guinness is poured!

(Shoves letter of apology and a squashed fish finger under KEAYDIAN's door)

What's that? Bunny's in there with his lunch? Oh, didn't see her go in. Watch out for the fish finger Bunny!

Thanks Bunny.

I'll open the door once the coast is clear, can't show my face, the shamee......... wha...........(crash bang wollop)

I just slipped over on a fish finger wrapped in paper.

Oops!

(sob sniff chomp chomp chomp)



(sob sniff chomp chomp chomp)

Plenty of fish fingers still left, i had about 150 yummy.

Now for a few pints of Guinness

Blimey......I had 4 and was full LOL
I'll pass on the guinness and have a cuppa instead :>)
Keaydian you have to come out later, I'm cooking an apple crumble for tea - with custard.....

Will you leave it by the door please Bunny.

(boos wails hoos sob sniff)

Another Guinness then the apple crumble please Bunny.
No hurry 5 mins will be OK :-)

Hi all, sorry for the brief absence but have had to sort out an ongoing medical problem. Am now firmly in the hands of the medics having succesfully avoided them for 60 years or so.

I hate to ask this but why has the cafe been completely remodelled? Are the health and safety officials completely happy with the gas cooker being installed in the gentlemans toilet?

Socs, I hope your in good hands and being sorted out by the medics.

Bunny, Apple crumble yes please, could I have cream with mine?