CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Will you leave it by the door please Bunny.

(boos wails hoos sob sniff)

Another Guinness then the apple crumble please Bunny.
No hurry 5 mins will be OK :-)

Hi all, sorry for the brief absence but have had to sort out an ongoing medical problem. Am now firmly in the hands of the medics having succesfully avoided them for 60 years or so.

I hate to ask this but why has the cafe been completely remodelled? Are the health and safety officials completely happy with the gas cooker being installed in the gentlemans toilet?

Socs, I hope your in good hands and being sorted out by the medics.

Bunny, Apple crumble yes please, could I have cream with mine?

Spacie
Who can tell, it's a black art isn't it? Oh oh, washing machine needs emptying!

(opens the door a crack)

Bunny, is the crumble ready? Bun.....BUNNY!

(SLAM)

(sneaks up to KEAYDIAN's door and opens it silently and slides a plate of fish fingers into the room)

Socrates, I hope the medics can sort you out quickly.

The gentlemans toilet was the only place that had a gas point. It is a little inconvenient I'll grant you that!

Apple crumble and custard, fantastic. I'll take KEAYDIAN his shall I?

(gobble gobble gobble)

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp

While listening to the wireless on Sunday I heard a nice definition of a Gentleman;

"A Gentleman is someone who knows how to play the accordion but choses not to"

Unfortunately I don't know how to play the accordion so I cant be a gentleman.

Best at playing the fool myself, does that disqualify me from being a gentleman or is it just down to the ability to play/not play the squeeze box thingy anyway?

There's somone in my room.

Ahem, it's only me. I've brought you apple crumble and custard.

OUT!

IT'S YOUR FAULT I'M IN HERE, OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!

KEAYDIAN, are they playing the accordion?

Did someone mention Guinness

No but we can......1 guinness for Jeffie :>)
I see you found the apple crumble then chaps - good dig in :>)

Bunny any more crumble? I fancy a couple more portions to go with my Guinness.

Hmm, I'll put your crumble here KEAYDIAN. It's up to you whether you eat it or not. (Walks over to table)

(And leaves) Ha! bet you thought I'd trip and throw it over him?!