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Lambykins's Dutch Coffee House - ADULTS ONLY (LAMB)     

Spaceman - 28 Jan 2005 23:56


CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

KEAYDIAN - 21 Oct 2008 14:49 - 23457 of 24230

(gobble gobble gobble)

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp

Spaceman - 21 Oct 2008 15:00 - 23458 of 24230

While listening to the wireless on Sunday I heard a nice definition of a Gentleman;

"A Gentleman is someone who knows how to play the accordion but choses not to"

Unfortunately I don't know how to play the accordion so I cant be a gentleman.

kimoldfield - 21 Oct 2008 15:24 - 23459 of 24230

Best at playing the fool myself, does that disqualify me from being a gentleman or is it just down to the ability to play/not play the squeeze box thingy anyway?

KEAYDIAN - 21 Oct 2008 15:43 - 23460 of 24230



There's somone in my room.

kimoldfield - 21 Oct 2008 16:11 - 23461 of 24230

Ahem, it's only me. I've brought you apple crumble and custard.

KEAYDIAN - 21 Oct 2008 16:13 - 23462 of 24230

OUT!

IT'S YOUR FAULT I'M IN HERE, OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!

Spaceman - 21 Oct 2008 16:14 - 23463 of 24230

KEAYDIAN, are they playing the accordion?

jeffmack - 21 Oct 2008 16:24 - 23464 of 24230

Did someone mention Guinness

stockbunny - 21 Oct 2008 16:29 - 23465 of 24230

No but we can......1 guinness for Jeffie :>)
I see you found the apple crumble then chaps - good dig in :>)

Spaceman - 21 Oct 2008 16:37 - 23466 of 24230

Bunny any more crumble? I fancy a couple more portions to go with my Guinness.

kimoldfield - 21 Oct 2008 16:40 - 23467 of 24230

Hmm, I'll put your crumble here KEAYDIAN. It's up to you whether you eat it or not. (Walks over to table)

kimoldfield - 21 Oct 2008 16:41 - 23468 of 24230

(And leaves) Ha! bet you thought I'd trip and throw it over him?!

Spaceman - 21 Oct 2008 16:47 - 23469 of 24230

Oh yummy just found an extra portion of crumble on the table.

scoff scoff scoff...... still a bit hungry.... better have some more fish fingers

kimoldfield - 22 Oct 2008 08:20 - 23470 of 24230

Morning! What's for breakfast? Oh, a few hundred cold fish fingers.......erm.........nice.

KEAYDIAN - 22 Oct 2008 08:55 - 23471 of 24230

kimoldfield - 22 Oct 2008 09:00 - 23472 of 24230

OK it's pole dancing day. (This will get KEAYDIAN out of his room......maybe). Come on in girls, stick your pole there. No! Not there.....there!

Socrates - 22 Oct 2008 10:01 - 23473 of 24230

Sorry, couldn't get a pole, will a hungarian do?

kimoldfield - 22 Oct 2008 10:06 - 23474 of 24230

OK who's first for slipping up and down this Hungarian?

Socrates - 22 Oct 2008 11:34 - 23475 of 24230

I'll take the fifth!

KEAYDIAN - 22 Oct 2008 12:55 - 23476 of 24230

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