Golddog
- 23 Jan 2003 13:39
hightone
- 15 Oct 2003 21:30
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little woman i am looking for a new maid and cook do you fit the bill ??
HT
vasey
- 15 Oct 2003 22:17
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little woman: there is a whole fridge which is kept fully stocked with champagne - just for the girlies. Feel free to help yourself. Congratulations on your liberation!
8 Ball
- 16 Oct 2003 00:48
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Hello ladies gentlemen and socs.......
Hilary's legs covered in Marmite???? Yuck
They are lovely as they are.
Jeff........
A new manager required for the Lions.
The best man for the job would be joe Kinear
If you are unable to pay his wages how about Tony Adams as an outside bet.
Littlewillie.
Thanks for the jokes.
Will enjoy passing on the Irishman on decert Island
washlander
- 16 Oct 2003 07:36
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Good morning all.
One large Lathe and a carrot cake plz.
A new binman starts his rounds and puts his head round the door of the Chinese Take away shouting "Where's your bin mate?". The Chinese owner shouts back " I bin Hongkong". The dustman shouts away " No where's your wheeley bin". To which the chinaman replies " I wheeley bin Hongkong"
washlander
- 16 Oct 2003 07:41
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Good morning all. One large lathe and a slab of carrot cake plz.
A new dustman on his first morning sticks his head round the door of the Chinese Take away which was on his round and shouts "Where's your bin mate". To which the owner of the Take away shouts back "I bin Hongkong". The dustman shouts back "I mean where's your wheeley bin" To which the chinese owner replies "Ya I wheeley bin Hongkong".
snoball
- 16 Oct 2003 14:20
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Coffee and two donuts please.
A little company little woman - little like in GlaxoSmithKline or similar?
jeffmack
- 16 Oct 2003 15:47
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Get those flags out LW
vasey
- 16 Oct 2003 21:57
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There's that word again...!!! Just the two glasses then? Where is Socs? He usually appears to pour the ladies' their champagne....
Golddog
- 16 Oct 2003 22:16
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Well hello.
I think we have some of the most strongest minded, independently self-surviving woman in this Cafe than anywhere else in the world, and could eat most of us men for breakfast, im sure if Hilary, Vasey and littlewoman got together they could have me begging for mercy! and a poor little pooch like me could easily break out into a sweat im sure.
Right we seem to be on a doughnut fettish of late so bring me half a load! and a pint of Bods for me to dip them in.
Golddog
- 16 Oct 2003 22:18
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Welcome to the Tea Rooms Washlander it's free doughnuts all round (with a hole in the center)
vasey
- 16 Oct 2003 22:26
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hello, poochy!
Golddog
- 16 Oct 2003 22:28
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hello vasey, long time since me and you had a chat! How's life these days?
vasey
- 16 Oct 2003 22:39
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Not too bad, pooch. Just back from my evening class, so munching supper as I type. More interesting is what have you been up to, my little puppy?
Golddog
- 16 Oct 2003 22:39
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Anyone here who likes Starsailor? I think there the best thing since The Beatles. What an amazing voice the lead singer has!
Golddog
- 16 Oct 2003 22:46
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Vasey, Evening class hey! mmmm, Clay modeling? French language? wine guzzelling?. What have i been upto? well just rollercoasting life's highs and lows as usuall! I think im just approaching a loop at the moment and if im not careful i might fall out.
vasey
- 16 Oct 2003 22:47
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How is the love life? We thought you might have been dragged off to Paradise by some special little bitch?
Golddog
- 16 Oct 2003 22:50
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Im still hoping! :-)
vasey
- 16 Oct 2003 22:54
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Didn't work with the lovely lady you had in tow before you left us ....so suddenly!?