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Loadsa smoke pouring out from under the door now (cough, cough, splutter). Where's that extinguisher!

kim, you better get the Axe out (key is under the microwave) and break down the door to KEAYDIANS room. We need to get that fire out, after all remember what happened to K's old place.

No no no, don't you dare.

You can huff and you can puff but you won't blow this door down.

(Gasp, puff!) Had to rush out to buy a new extinguisher, fire must be well alight by now, whoa look at all that smoke. OK microwave, hmmm, ah yes, key to axe cupboard. OK here we go (Crash, splinter, crunch....kick, splinter, crash) There it goes! (Swooooooooooooshhhh!) Yes! looks like the fire is out, can't see much under all that foam but I don't see any more smoke. KEAYDIAN is going to be sooooooo grateful that I saved him!

Morning all after yesterdays rather nasty fruit snoothy, I thought a fruit smoothy would be nice to start today so I have made up a batch and left it on the counter.

Its got Blueberries, Raspberrys, Banana, Apple Juice, Soya Milk and a small amount of bran in it, despite these ingredients its actually rather nice and my GF tells me it contains most of my 5 fruit and vegetables for the day (which I take to mean I am free to have as many Omega 3 Fish Finger as I want)

Morning! The smoothy sounds very, um, healthy! I would think that after something as healthy as that several portions of Omega 3 Fish Fingers would be perfectly acceptable, along maybe, with several burgers and chips.

Oh, mind the splinters, they seem to be everywhere! That foam is taking a long time to disperse.

Well I thought it would be a waste not to have a party.

KEAYDIAN, is the party still going on and can I join it?

It's still going Spacie. The more the merrier but bring a bottle we're running low on booze........oh Jackie's lost her bikini top, can you bring a vest with you.

Can I join in? I've brought 2 bottles and a see-through vest.

You'll have to speak up, musics pumping..........What ya say?

I said, can I join in? I've brought 2 bottles and a see-through vest!

Oh..........erm...............hang on...............

Hanging on!..............................Nice isn't she?!!

(loud music and people talking above it)

WHAT?

MINE'S THE BEST ISN'T SHE?!

(turns music off)

Right everyone out quick! Bunny will be here in a minute to cook lunch. Go go go.

Hey, wh...what?, erm............now where did she go??? :o(

Bunny's gone missing again, hope she isnt still feeling ill.

And Socs hasn't been around for a while, hope he OK.

Don't worry though Omega 3 Fish Fingers and White bread and butter on their way.... might as well have a Guinness to wash it down with.

Hmmm, yes. Might as well switch the music back on again too. (Click) ARE THE GIRLS STILL OUT THERE??