UK Time kick off.

Thanks for that information Dil not sure how I would have managed to get through the next few days without it.

Who do I want to win Saturday? I feel like a guy trying to decide whether to top himself using arsenic of cyanide. My gut feel is to wish for a French win so I can type lots of LOLs like you do when we lose.

Support France M ... you got uck else right so far :-)


And the good news is after suffering from a stinking head cold all week I now feel well enough for some light training tonight before declaring myself fit for Wetherspoons Saturday.

Dil - enjoy it :-)

Even though it will all end in tears :O)

Unlike yours which started with tears and then got worse :-)

For anyone struggling with land of my fathers anthem here is a phonetic version :0)

my hen laid a haddock, one hand oiled a flea,
glad farts and centurions threw dogs in the sea,
I could stew a hare here and brandish dan's flan,
don's ruddy bog's blocked up with sand.
dad, dad, why don't you oil auntie glad
can whores appear in beer bottle pie,
Oh butter the hens as they fly

LOL :-)

Welsh world cup anthem now available to download at iTunes , sing up boys :-)


We came over from old blighty,
Warren Gatland's army and me,
We're here to take the cup all the way home, (all the way home)
Six quid for a pint,
A grand for the flight,
With Sam our captain we'll take the cup home!

So hoist up the John B Sail,
See how the main sail sails,
Call for the captain ashore take the cup home, (take the cup home)
We'll take the cup home,
We'll take the cup home,
With Sam our captain,
We'll take the cup home!

Martin Johnson's a bitter man, (he's a b*stard)
Without Clive he has no plan, (he's a b*stard)
He always bitches and moans like a true pom, (like a true pom)
He's losing his hair,
But we don't care,
With Sam our captain we'll take the cup home!

So hoist up the John B Sail,
See how the main sail sails,
Call for the captain ashore take the cup home, (take the cup home)
We'll take the cup home,
We'll take the cup home,
With Sam our captain,
We'll take the cup home!

Andy Powell's a friend of mine, (he's an alci)
He drives buggies in his spare time, (he's an alci)
He once gave me a lift down the M4, (down the M4)
But he went the wrong way,
In the nick for a day,
With Sam our captain we'll take the cup home!

So hoist up the John B Sail,
See how the main sail sails,
Call for the captain ashore take the cup home, (take the cup home)
We'll take the cup home,
We'll take the cup home,
With Sam our captain,
We'll take the cup home!

Jamie Robert's got a clever mind,
He'll be a doctor in 2 years time,
He always gets the ball over gain lines, (over gain lines)
They can't tackle him,
So Wales will win,
With Sam our captain we'll take the cup home!

So hoist up the John B Sail,
See how the main sail sails,
Call for the captain ashore take the cup home, (take the cup home)
We'll take the cup home,
We'll take the cup home,
With Sam our captain,
We'll take the cup home!

Mike Phillips is a handsome guy, (he's a beauty)
He's a model in his spare time, (he's a beauty)
He always pulls the best birds when he's on tour, (when he's on tour)
Last night he had 4!
He's not jealous of me,
'Cos he's shagged Duffy!
With Sam our captain we'll take the cup home!

So hoist up the John B Sail,
See how the main sail sails,
Call for the captain ashore take the cup home, (take the cup home)
We'll take the cup home,
We'll take the cup home,
With Sam our captain,
We'll take the cup home!

Wayne Barnes is a laughing stock, (he's a w*nker)
He's got a tiny little c*ck, (he's a w*nker)
James hook asked him to go to TMO, (TMO)
But Barnsey said no!
He can't do his job,
We think he's a knob,
With Sam our captain we'll take the cup home!

So hoist up the John B Sail,
See how the main sail sails,
Call for the captain ashore take the cup home, (take the cup home)
We'll take the cup home,
We'll take the cup home,
With Sam our captain,
We'll take the cup home!

So hoist up the John B Sail,
See how the main sail sails,
Call for the captain ashore take the cup home, (take the cup home)
We'll take the cup home,
We'll take the cup home,
With Sam our captain,
We'll take the cup home!

Hows your enquiry going into why your so sh*te guys ?

:-)

... with Sam our captain we'll bring the cup home !

I see tomorrow morning is filled with upstairs downstairs on ITV3 from 8:30 - that's me sorted - I was wondering what to watch :-)

You can uck off too :-)


And if it's good enough for 10 Downing street to fly the Welsh flag for us then it's bloody good enough for this thread too so I would like one at the top of the thread please.

Sort it Mike :)

LOL :-)

There you go.

Not at the top , bit like England :-)

Dil - one to sing to the French tomorrow.

I gather our beloved leader is to fly the Welsh flag from no. 10 tomorrow.
edit - just realised it could be the first time it's flown in London since Henry Tudur appointed Dai Plumber as his no. 1 in 1485 :-)

Whoops, how odd, by mistake I put the french flag in the header:-) Not sure who I dislike the most the french or the Welsh rugby teams so i'll call it draw and watch endless repeats of the 2003 world cup final instead!!

Cheers skinny ... some people on here think they are sooooooooooooooo funny.

Bad reception in Wetherspoons so might be half time before you hear from me tomorrow guys so anyway don't forget .....


So hoist up the John B Sail,
See how the main sail sails,
Call for the captain ashore take the cup home, (take the cup home)
We'll take the cup home,
We'll take the cup home,
With Sam our captain,
We'll take the cup home!

skinny

Here's something else to watch tomorrow

.... them were the days M , we've won two Grand Slams since then while watching your lot get worse and worse and worse and it's been bloody wonderful :-)