- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

I must admit that when i first came back into the Cafe it was sparkling clean, smelled lovely and fresh and felt warm and cosy. Whoever it was thankyou very much.

Leek! just been thanks!

Socks should take the credit for keeping the place up to scratch. He's a demon with the Marigolds and a duster. I hope you notice he even kept fresh bedding in your basket for the day you returned.

Since you been back old socs has gone awol, strange

Anyway it's time for Poochy to pop into bed.

Night everyone.
Night night Vasey x

BBFN

Sleep well all

GD I'm afraid the ashes are well scattered and washed in with several years rain so even a sensitive dogs nose wouldn't get much of a sniff.

Family is fine thanks, apart from the eldest whose hormones have switched on resulting in increased volatility - nearly lost the car door yesterday - it's a wonder lw didn't hear the bang in SA!

Evening all.

Good luck with the job Jeff.
Just be prepared to be called "Duck" on a regular basis.

Will you be taking the pigeons and whippet home at weekends?

Jeff,

Are there no local Tea-boys in Leek that could do the job? Good luck with the interview ...... I'm sure you'll wow them with your Union Jack carpet slippers.

:-)

Right lot of P$ss takers you lot. None can make tea as good as me so I'm a certainty for the job.

Well I'll say Good Luck Jeff for the interview, don't worry they are just jealous! By the way are these tea rooms for members only or can anyone join? Assuming equall opportunities for rabbits and all that!!

What part of Wales are you off to Jeffers?
Don't get down in the valleys, lots of interbreeding gone one for years, not just the older generation but also the miners.

Flags are all displayed and I'm getting plentry of stick.
Yesterday, the top team in the Western Cape, The Stormers had their annual golf day here; said flags of St George and the Union Jack were festooned all over our house. This team have the most Springboks playing in Oz. so the message got through.

On Sat one of our top restaurants is having a Brits day with large screen tv for the match.
I'm wearing dog knob red trousers [sorry Goldie] and a white shirt plus my normal England Rugby cap and will be Paarls answer to the barmy army, albeit a little bit older than the norm!!
TIM..one way ticket I'm afraid...
Have bets with half of SA on the outcome, will cost a fortune if the unthinkable happens!!

Zoooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm - THUD

Socco flashes in and bounces off his armchair. Bring on the tea barman I've a thirst you could float the QEII on.

Sorry if I did a GD but I've been on a secret mission to check out activity on an airport in the South East. I must admit to being cream-crackered so if I fall asleep just give me a nudge.

It's great to be back and see so many familiar faces, also some new ones to get to know.

Ok as no-one said I couldn't join, I'll take up the chair just there - help yourself to carrot-cake anyone if you want some...Any salad surplus I have I will gladly bring in of anyone wants it....

stockbunny: you are very welcome in the Tea Rooms. Only membership requirements is a sense of humour and a strong sense of the ridiculous! You've already made friends by sharing your carrot cake! Don't worry about the talking dog wearing a pinny over there. He's the Patron.

There is a freshly-opened bottle of champagne in the bar fridge if you would like to join me.

Glad you made it back Socks! See, we did miss you while you were doing a Wiggie!

All this activity on a Friday afternoon, must be P.O.E.T.S. day.

Welcome bunny.

LW well done for keeping up the tradition of lager louts on holiday!

Socs, good to have you back

Afternoon.
Champers & two donuts, please. Cheers, vasey!

Vasey
A wiggy? Who mentioned a wiggy? OK, I own up, it was Manston, jolly nice cafe they have there. They do a really wicked Cumberland Sausage in onion gravy. Missed you all terribly but I was forcibly removed from any contact with anything that looked remotely like a computer.

If you ever get to that part of the world I can thoroughly recommend the Captain Digby pub at Kingsgate, only one person of my foursome managed to eat all their meal despite it being judged as better than excellent. Modesty forbids I should say who the successful diner was.

Do you think carrot cake would make a good sherry trifle?

Socs
You certainly know how to live, a week in Ramsgate was it? You can buy a ten bed hotel there for about 130k