OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Is there free WiFi in this place?

Thanks K.

What's that MM? A free wife did you say?

Heavens! No free wives here! All ladies who frequent this place are proudly high maintenance ;>)

Morning all - guess our idea of sending Keaydian on a chippie run wasn't the best then ..........

Lunch will be - Chicken madras with either basmalti rice or naan bread.

Chicken Madras, sounds yummy could i have rice and naan bread please ?

Yep - me too please!

I tried my best Bunny.

What was that Kim? Never send a man to do a womans job! No I'm not going to say that.

Ohhhwwww you had better not Keaydian either! ;>)

Ok Spacie and Skinny - chicken madras with basmalti rice and naan :>)

:o)

Same for me please Bunny!

and a bar of soap to wash his mouth out.

Madras was fantastic thanks bunny.

Could I have some ice cream as well?

Strawberry or Vanilla please, no soap.

Curry sauce and chips please.

Sorry Kim - I'll pop a plate in the microwave for you.......ping!.....oh dear, I'll try again and this time I'll put the curry and rice ON the plate LOL

Curry sauce and chips!? If you must......Ping!...there you go :>)

Ping!.....Kim one curry and rice :>)

Spacie I take it you got your ice cream? Can I interest you in a spoonful for curry sauce over it? ;>)

Thanks Bunny (dunk dunk dunk, sluuuuuuurp chew chew)

(buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurpsey) Oops.

jkd
"Rock" is a nice PC name for Dogfish, looks like a small shark and so not quite so attractive as fish like cod etc. (Except of course to another Dogfish.)

I used to catch them off Margate Pier, don't now, no Margate Pier anymore. Not the easiest fish to skin either.

Soc
thanks for that. hmm whilst im here any tea going?
regards
jkd

OK, I've found the WiFi - the SSID would seem to be Fluffylugs. Now, whats the password?

Cough cough :O(

ZZZZzzzzZZZZ grmph! Eh? what happened? Oh no, I fell asleep. My chicken madras with basmalti rice and naan is cold now! Hmmm I'll stuff it in the microwave (Bzzzzzz. Ding!) There you are KEAYDIAN, that'll sort your cough out!

MM the password is mintsauce.

Thanks, kim. I should have guessed. I hope Lambykins never needs to use the WiFi here. Interestingly, microwave ovens operate in the same radio frequency band as WiFi (2.4GHz). Another reason why Lambykins may feel uncomfortable using the WiFi here - too many cooking overtones, perhaps.