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More pintsh, yesh. Where did my legsh go?

Yes pelase

waiter 3 pints of Guinness and same pork scratchings...

Can you bring them over to our table cos the floor is moving

Aye, bring them over. Kim's round.

It'sh all the gravy I've been eating that'sh made me round hee, hee!

Shut it you, hicsh

Oh, hello you two! Hey, Shpacshie and KEAYhicDIAN, you didn't tell me hic you had twinsh!

Morning all :>)
Found a sprout behind the fridge - can't understand how that got there.......

Tea's on...

Morning Bunny! Yep, these vegetables sprout up all over the place!

A cup of tea would be a good way to start the day, long journey ahead to Christchurch (UK not NZ!)

Ah a day down the coast eh? Bit chilly round the ol'knees for paddling!

4 days away from the Welsh hills, I must remember to take my long johns!

Yes would be favourite I think LOL

(russle russle of the FT)

Morning Sir - coffee?

Morning all from a dull and grey Norfolk, today I will be trimming the hedge !!

Any warm Danish available?

Coffee.

Sorry yes danish still warm on the hot-plate and the coffee is in the jug keaydian LOL

OK no time to cook chaps - yeah I know you can't get the staff ;>) - so raid the fridge......and try not to make a mess K & K
;>)

Who wants first refusal?

OH MY GAWD..........Stand clear.....I'll just get rid of THAT!
(dons protective suit, mask and gloves...)


(Approaches slowly.......prods it to make sure it isn't alive.....)


(Secure in the knowledge it isn't, The Bun removes it from the fridge and puts it in the dustbin)


Sorry about that, I don't know, leave that fridge for a weekend and all sorts move in!

Kim won't be happy, he wanted that upon his return.